Ofsted chairman and former complete banker David W Hoare is in hot water again after, according to our anonymous source, allegedly describing our beloved Rochdale as “essentially a giant neanderthal public toilet block,” where “inbred monkey men fight over pies to impress their sisters in a primitive mating ritual,” and where “brain cells are harder to find than Donald Trump’s tax returns!”
Hoare, apparently known to friends as Yamumza, was dragged through the press recently after describing The Isle of Wight as a white ghetto but this new gaff is even more offensive especially as Ofsted gave Rochdale improvement notices for education and child services in 2012 and 2014.
“Me not like man,” said Clive Muckster, head of Teach Rochdale Organisation Guide Group, “Man say bad. Me stab man wiv spear.”
“We feel that we definitely are improving education and stuff,” Rochdale Local Authority spokesape George Ugg told us, “and once we’ve figured out what all those big words Mr Hoare used mean we’ll jolly well give him a piece of our mind.”
