UKIP elect Diane James leader
UKIP have elected Diane James as their new leader.
Apologies for our previous article that featured Mick Jagger from The Rollong Stones.
Our intern Douglas has...
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Rather than trying...
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Closely resembling a haemorrhoid, a...
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OED to honour Nigel Farage with his own word – A farage
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DWP declared May’s vocal cords fit for work
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In...
New dress code requires MPs to wear oven gloves in Parliament at all times
The UK Parliament's Committee on Standards has announced plans to require all male MPs to wear oven gloves whenever they attend the building.
The Committee...
