The WTO has confirmed that in the case of a no deal Brexit, member nations will be free to trade with the U.K. as an economic equivalent of a sympathy shag.

The unelected President of the WTO said “The U.K. will find itself in the position of an unattractive singleton at a disco where everyone else has copped off. Even South Sudan.”

“We’ve therefore decided to do away with the usual requirements for trade deals to allow nations to pick up the U.K. for an ill considered and deeply unsatisfactory liaison that they will regret almost immediately.”

Donald Trump immediately reacted ‘I’m in!”