Rothschilds ‘surprised’ at Trump victory but pleased in investment in US wall building company

0
The Rothschild family are set for a huge windfall following Donald Trump's 'surprise' success in the US election.
Dumpster Fire

Dumpster fires unhappy about comparisons to US Democracy

13
Skip fires around the world have declared they are unhappy with being compared to the US democratic process.

Donald Trump appoints Doogie Howser M.D. Coronavirus Czar

0
POTAUS Donald Trump has announced the creation of a Coronavirus Czar charged with coordinating the US's response to Coronavirus. He revealed that Doogie Howser...

Bill Clinton Finally “Boss of Me” after Hillary Loss

0
Bill Clinton will finally get to be “the Boss of Me” after Hilary’s stunning loss in the US Presidential Election.

National holiday declared as USA goes 6 days without mass shooting

0
This is the closest to a full week that the US has gone without a mass shooting since 'The Great Week of Peace' in...
Donald Trump

Trump turns down White House sexual harassment course because ‘I’m already pretty good at...

0
News broke this morning that Donald Trump has turned down an offer from the White House human resources department to attend a special course...

Secret Service distance themselves from Trump’s Twitter account

0
The Secret Service, the department responsible for the security of the US President, has taken steps to distance themselves from Donald Trump's Twitter account.
Sean Spicer

Whitehouse denies denying things that were denied last week

7
The Whitehouse press corps was today left totally baffled by the latest denial issued by a Whitehouse press spokesperson. The denial was in response to...

Trump to surprise himself with another Trump portrait for Valentine’s Day

0
In another sign of his commitment to his relationship with himself Trump has commissioned another portrait of himself as a surprise Valentine's gift to...

Surprise! I was born in Kenya says Barack Obama

8
Barack Obama surprised the world today after announcing that he wasn't actually born in America after all but was actually born in Kenya, and to top it off is a Muslim.

Nuttall Claims Best Actor At Oscars

0
Armenian born British Actor Constantine Felangi, better known by his stage name of Paul Nuttall, seized the coveted golden statue for Best Actor at...

Meryl Streep to sing Golden Shower of Hits by The Circle Jerks at Trump...

0
Meryl Streep has offered an olive branch to US President-elect Donald Trump following their Twitter spat earlier this week.

US WWII veterans arrested after Trump bans anti-fascists

0
In extraordinary scenes the US Secret Service have rounded up and imprisoned several second world war veterans after Donald Trump announced the banning of...

Mike Pence unhappy ‘in transition’

0
Vice-President elect Mike Pence is expected to ask Donald Trump to move him to another area after becoming unhappy as part of the incoming Republican’s transition...

Conspiracy theorists concerned nobody might be in charge after all

0
American conspiracy theorists heads are exploding at an alarming rate as the two main presidential candidates get more and more terrible. "Up until yesterday I was...
Donald Trump

White House admits Trump thought Korean War was fought in Star Trek

0
The White House has apparently confirmed that POTATUS, Donald Trump, thought the Korean War was a war fought in the 1970's in Star Trek. The...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts