America

In the wake of yet another mass school shooting in the USA the National Rifle Association have suggested that the tragedy could have been...

Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"

Shortages of thoughts and prayers for the victims of gun violence is said to be reaching crisis point this morning with many dead people...

The President of the United States, Donald Trump attended a party in the exclusive Hamptons recently and apparently walked in like he was walking...

An ark has been spotted in Texas picking up a group of homosexuals who caused all the flooding there. The findings have come as a...

Thousands of people are feared dead in Central and Latin America this week after literally laughing their heads off at the news that the...

The White House's official 2017 Christmas card will feature President Donald Trump high-fiving the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, a spokesperson confirmed...

Jeremy Kyle was said to be jubilant this morning after securing an exclusive appearance by Donald Trump. The show which is titled "Five children by...

The Head of the National Cutlery Association, Wayne La Cuillère, has lashed out at Donald Trump on Twitter this afternoon, after the US President...

The Trump campaign appears to have taken an unprecedented new course today, with the release of a series of posters on social media. The posters...

President of the United States of America, Donald Trump is demanding to know how to get in touch with the Ghostbusters, it has been...

A commercial diver may have discovered the lost & decommissioned US “Self Respect” off the coast of Canada.

New Charity is hoping to help the children Donald Trump demanded to be locked up at the US border.  A new charity has been started...

In an attempt to win back votes from the orange-painted tweeting shitangutan, the Democrats have turned to Hurricane Harvey to stand as their candidate...

Americans were rocked to the core today to find that it was possible to resolve a dispute without gunfire. Chuck Henderson, a 7-Eleven employee from...

The West Wing has been forced to defend President Trump against malicious disinformation about his health and state of mind for months. Allegations about his...