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Donald Trump left an eager crowd shocked in Poland today when he failed to mention the length of his schlong once during a rousing...

Following the outcry over the alleged chemical weapons attacks in Syria, the Pentagon have confirmed that the only legal chemicals you can use to...

American space go-getters NASA are said to be up in arms about budget restrictions while there is still enough money available to feed some...

This is the closest to a full week that the US has gone without a mass shooting since 'The Great Week of Peace' in...

Americans across America are celebrating the fact that for the first time since the invention of calendars there have been more days in the...

Scenes of wild jubilation, gunfire and a surfeit of 'Go Large Burgers with Extra Fries' greeted the overnight transformation of the United States of...

President Barack Obama, who was born in America, is said to be privately pleased the riots at G20 summits he attended were bigger than...

Bill Cosby has been elected to the US Supreme Court after being sentenced for sex assault. Cosby, who today received a 10 year sentence for...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

A giant man dayglo baby who won't stop whining about somebody who said some mean things about him has declared on Twitter that he...

President Donald Trump told the world that "there's nobody better than me on the military" last night as he ushers in new era of...

Swimmer and US gold medal winning bullshitter, Ryan Lochte, has sort of apologised for making things up. The lying git said that his description of...

It’s hoped that repeatedly asking Donald Trump to examine both the toy cow and the cows visible at varying distances outside of the caravan will cause a lightbulb moment in the dark and empty space that serves as a brain for Donald, but no one is getting their hopes up.

It has been revealed that the Donald Trump administration plans to revitalise America’s former manufacturing heartland – the Rust Belt – with production of...

Americans were rocked to the core today to find that it was possible to resolve a dispute without gunfire. Chuck Henderson, a 7-Eleven employee from...