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Donald Trump to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show

Jeremy Kyle was said to be jubilant this morning after securing an exclusive appearance by Donald Trump. The show which is titled "Five children by Three Women" will almost certainly feature Donald Trump taking a...

Sex Workers to sue Daily Mail for comparing them to Melania Trump

Millions of sex workers are suing right wing rag, The Daily Mail, after they referred to Melania Trump as a “former sex worker” in an article about her immigration status. “Listen, despite us providing an...

KKK David Duke polling better with black voters than Donald Trump

In news that feels like it should be satire but is in fact oddly true, Dr David Duke, the Grand Wizard of The Ku Klux Klan, is polling better amongst black voters in his...

Texas commemorates first mass shooting by giving students guns to take to school

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the world's inaugural mass shooting event at the University of Austin in Texas law makers have passed a very special law to mark the occasion. On August 2nd 1966...
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Donald Trump autobiography ‘My Struggle’ set for November release

A spokesman for Donald Trump has announced that the eagerly anticipated Trump autobiography is set for release in early October ahead of the November US Presidential Election. The book, titled "My Struggle" will focus largely...

Americans horrified to learn what the word ‘amendment’ means

As hillbillies, rednecks and evangelical Christian right wing crackpots celebrate the last thrashings of America's hold on reality with the nomination of Pinochet-a-like Donald Trump to the Republican Party presidential ticket, ground shaking revelations...

Morgan’s Pier to ban Piers Morgan

Philadelphia's top beer garden and restaurant "Morgan's Pier" has taken steps to ban the ex newspaper chief and TV presenter Piers Morgan. Part owner and Hell's Angel, Derek O'Connor has today exclusively revealed to The...

Not enough guns in America according to experts

In the aftermath of the shocking shootings of both innocent black citizens and Police officers in Dallas, Americans have been quick to point out there clearly is a gun shortage right across the land...

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