Celebrating Santa

WOW! SECRET SANTA UPDATE – 2,644 presents and £21,570 raised

The Big Fat Secret Santa appeal we're running with NewsThump, Southend News Network, Angry People in Local Papers and Tuckered is really gathering...

Greta Thunberg releases Scandinavian Death Metal album.

0
The music world has been surprised by the release of an album by Greta Thunberg and the Prophets of Doom, a new death metal...

Gavin Williamson declares war on schools

0
Former Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson has declared war on schools mere hours after being appointed Education Secretary. His secret plan, which he immediately leaked, is...
Space Rocket

Israel launches airstrike on anti-semitic moon after spacecraft crash

0
The first privately funded mission to the moon has had an apparent failure resulting in a crash. The Israeli spacecraft called Beresheet had been sent...

Farron leaving politics to watch VHS of “Brokeback Mountain” in mountains with friend

9
Tim Farron, Leader of the Liberal Democrats is set to resign his position after an embarrassing swing in his constituency, that saw him slimmly...
Smiling woman

Woman appalled by Alabama abortion laws ‘sort of aware’ of Northern Ireland

0
LLocal woman Mia Wombley has been telling everyone she knows about the horrendous new legislation in Alabama.  Local senators, duelling their banjo strings, have...

Yeah, well I didn’t want an election anyway, so ner, huffs ridiculous man child

0
The degradation of formerly Great Britain continued this week, with the news that Boris Johnson has again failed in his attempt to call a...

“It was exhausting, sweaty, and one of the worst things I’ve ever experienced,” says...

0
The Coronavirus responsible for the current global pandemic, Covid-19, has described its recent infection of Prime Minister Boris Johnson as "exhausting, sweaty, and one...

Disabled man fails to interrupt true love’s wedding due to stairs

0
A man has expressed his disappointment at his inability to interrupt the wedding of the woman he loves due to lack of wheelchair access. David...

Twats on train don’t know they’re twats

A large group of noisy twats on a train from London to Yorkshire are apparently unaware that they are all colossal twats. The group, who...

Goldie melts down OBE to replace pawned gold tooth

0
DJ and alleged actor, Goldie, has vowed to melt down his MBE under the guise of moral outrage about some club somewhere closing down. The...

Corbyn Sits Down for the Working Class…..Again…..

Spending a football match without a seat, crushed up against other supporters in the stand, or crouched uncomfortably in the gangway is an all-too-absolutely-never-happens...

Rupert Murdoch’s face breaks ageing app

0
Media tycoon and ancient demonic scrotum, Rupert Murdoch has broken viral photo editor FaceApp, attempting to see what his face would look like in...

Spain v Russia VAR officials wives and children released from captivity

0
Members of the VAR officials team for the Russia V Spain game have been speaking of their joy at being reunited with their families again. The...

Rochdale RHS Britain in Bloom judges catch a Bellsprout

Members of the RHS (Royal Horticultural Society) were visiting Rochdale this week as part of the judging of the North West in Bloom competition. Each...

Trump tells G7 steel tariffs will ensure weapons used for mass slaughter will be...

0
Donald Trump has announced that steel and aluminium import tariffs will mitigate concerns that the Assault Rifles used in mass shootings recently have not...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts