People on bus laughing

Religious fervour hits Rochdale bus passengers

0
A local member of one of the world's 4200 religions is utterly convinced that his is the correct one.   Stating confidently that “It is,...

Experts agree that Josh Widdicombe is not bigger than Jesus

0
Theologists now agree that diminutive Josh Widdicombe is not the Second Coming of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Speculation had run rife that, having been born...

Dalai Lama fury over Louis Smith Buddha is a fat bastard comments

0
The Dalai Lama is said to be incandescently furious with Louis Smith after he was overheard calling Buddha a "fat fucker". Two time Olympic Pommel...

God brings Christopher Hitchens back from the dead for ‘shits and giggles’

0
Deceased intellectual and prominent atheist resurrected by The Almighty 'for a bit of a laugh' following hiatus. Following what close acquaintances have described as 'a...
God

Man looking for God admits he would be easier to find if he knew...

0
A Rochdale man has today admitted that it would have been much easier to find God had he known what God looks like. Garry Bennett began...
Jesus Good Friday

Good Friday wasn’t one of my best Fridays admits Jesus

0
Jesus H Christ has taken to social media in support of Tesco saying that, despite claims by religious extremists Good Friday was actually a...

NRA and Gideons to issue guns in bibles

0
In response to the recent awful church shooting, the question has to be, why can’t everyone have guns? If everyone was armed this wouldn’t...
Shouting Man

Shouty, hypocritical know it all becomes leader of First Atheist church

0
A loud mouth atheist has taken his levels of preaching about all organized religion being evil to such lengths that he has organized a...

Terrorists rejoice at lower energy bills as Jihadis unplug TVs

0
Terrorists worldwide are saving money on their energy bills as millions of Jihadis unplug their Samsung smart TVs from mains sockets. The move comes after...
The Pope

Pope declares all good atheists can go to heaven

0
In a surprise ecumenical encyclical from the Vatican, Pope Francis has indicated that atheists could be allowed to pass through the Pearly Gates and...

Trump to brave Muslim controlled no go area during UK Visit

0
Despite the advice of Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, advisors to Donald Trump have said that there is a strong possibility that the so-called...

ISIS claim responsibility for self-service checkouts

0
So called 'Islamic State'  have claimed responsibility for supermarket self service checkouts. A statement released by ISIS said they came up with the idea after...

If one more person says Merry Birthday to me I’m going to lose my...

0
Everyone knows someone with a birthday around Christmas day. Those whose birthday falls on the big day itself are the worst off but spare...
Amazon Tribe

Jeremy Hunt worshipped as God of pestilence and disease by Amazonian Tribe

0
An offshoot of the Kawahiva people of the Amazon, only recently discovered, are revealed to be remarkably aware of Jeremy Hunt, the health secretary. "Our...

Miraculous Jesus face found on Twinkie atop words “sort your fucking gun laws out”

1
A Mr Billy-Bob Jnr III of Kentucky has made the US news with his Jackpot discovery in an all American snack pack. After a...
The Pope

If Barry Manilow is gay then I’m a Catholic says Pope

0
Housewives favourite and renowned woman shagger Barry Manilow stunned the world yesterday by finally revealing he's gay.

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts