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Tube Chat Badges given out to travellers on the London Underground to encourage people to talk more are said to be a surprising success,...

A dog has told of his love of the 5th of November festivities, or "cower under the toilet night" as it's known in the...

We are pleased to report that racial prejudice worldwide has been solved by white people blacking up their social media accounts.  From your mum's...

Nathan Barley led calls today for clean shaven white twats to “take responsibility for their community.” “It is imperative, at this time of national crisis,...

After a petition to stop the orange Hitler visiting the Queen passed 1.7 million signatures, the tyrannical dictator offered to meet the new President...

If there is a god then 2016 is his version of an April fools day prank. Long gone are the days of plagues of...

Donald Trump was interviewed by self-aggrandising egotist Piers Morgan over the weekend. Morgan, who likes to pretend to stand for traditional British values such as...

Dominic Raab has announced that Britain is set to sign a very lucrative tax avoidance deal with Lichtenstein. A Government spokesman said, "This is a...

Muppets across Britain are furious today after learning that the name of their species was used as a slur to describe vandals by an...

Head of Britain First, Paul Golding, was arrested and sentenced to prison for obsessively visiting places he supposedly hates. He reportedly hates prison too...

There were awkward scenes for Prince Andrew today at a nativity in Sandringham when a virgin was told she will  have a baby. The Prince...

Following a cabinet meeting on Tuesday the government has denied responsibility for the north east stating "we didn't want it in the first place....

The world had thought that William's half-brother and something-or-other in line to the throne's days of causing controversy were over. But today, a new...

Working Mum-of-two Linda Green, 43, sorted, washed, dried and folded TWO full loads of laundry yesterday thanks to the heatwave that has swept through...

A woman from Cleckheaton told The Rochdale Herald today how her husband went shopping, with a list, and returned an hour and a half...

Satire writers at The Rochdale Herald have been left doubting their future after a 'test' post collected more likes today than most 'serious'...