Fox News has accused the LA Police Department of institutional racism after a black cop shot a mentally unstable white veteran on the steps of the Nakotomi Tower on Christmas Morning.

According to reports on Fox News eleven separate lone wolves, one terrorist and an “oriental” gatecrashed the Christmas Eve party of the Nakatomi Corporation on Sunday.

Twelve of them were either killed or incapacitated by a “heroic” off-duty white policeman while a thirteenth mentally unstable veteran, who had an open carry permit for the Steyr AUG machine gun he was carrying, was mercilessly gunned down by a racist, rogue black police officer.

Fox News, backed by President Donald Trump, has called for all black police officers in the LAPD to be put on suspension whilst they “figure out what the hell is going on.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.