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UKIP elect Diane James leader
UKIP have elected Diane James as their new leader.
Apologies for our previous article that featured Mick Jagger from The Rollong Stones.
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The name Amber is quite Indian – Say Newly Appointed Head of UK KGB
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Toddlers appointed to lead Brexit negotiations
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