Crime

Reports are coming in of a civil disturbance in London which has seen a mob of almost 40,000 white people chase a small group...

The international irony reservoir was overflowing this week as news came through that French lifestyle and fitness blogger, Becky Fromage-Burger, was slain in her...

Riots have broken out across England as towns and villages end car boot sales for the winter. Police have reported disturbances across the country as...

Much loved star of children's literature, TV and films, Paddington Bear, has been arrested and deported to Peru, as part of a round up of...

The United States was relieved to hear that the explosion that ripped through NYC earlier in the week wasn't the act of a lone...

A woman has been killed by a man, make sure you use passive voice, the article is going to be about the woman This article...

The editor of poisonous bog roll manufacturer, The Daily Mail, was accused of shedding crocodile tears by The Rochdale Herald after a Polish man...

Julian Assange has confirmed that he will be having a quiet Christmas at home this year. In a telephone call Mr Assange told us,...

Paul Golding, hero of the Free British Peoples and shiny-faced wankpuffin, has told Britain Furst colleagues that it turns out prisons are not "Butlins...

Greater Manchester Police have hired the youngest ever special Constable this week. James Cannings was sworn in by Chief Constable Rob Potts on Thursday. James...

Charlotte Police Department have unveiled a controversial yet utterly foolproof plan to combat claims that their police force is institutionally racist. They're going to let...

After around 30 people were injured, many more shocked and people consequently feeling terrified, New York officials are keen to point out that the...

Former East 17 Band member and serial own foot shooter Brian Harvey is said to be in trouble with the police over alleged malicious...

News is emerging from Belgium today that a wanker has punched a dickhead and the dickhead is in a serious condition with a bleed on the brain.

In the not too distant past, school shootings were the stuff of tabloid dreams, but in a post Sandy Hook world, the circumstances of...

A new selection process has been announced for assigning judges to trials, taking into account both gender and aesthetics. This move will see all...