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The government announced this morning that Chief Brexit negotiator David Davis is to be replaced by two short planks. It's believed the replacement of Mr....

Chris Rea has been forced to abandon plans to drive home for Christmas after it was announced that Middlesbrough has entered Tier 3 Covid...

Fears are growing this evening for a Glasgow bin man whose boat has been found wrecked off the west coast of Scotland. The man, a...

Rescue workers hunting through the wreckage of Theresa May's career have called off the search for the remains of her credibility. They made the...

Windsor-- Following complaints of aggressive begging on the streets of Windsor today Prince Harry was among the vagrants swept up in a Thames Police...

United Kingdom - Reports are emerging that Social Services have stepped in and taken a child into care in Burnley after learning that the...

There is widespread shock around England today after the English voting public voted 52% to 48% for the England football team to leave the...

Americans across America are celebrating the fact that for the first time since the invention of calendars there have been more days in the...

So-called 'President' and full-time Twitter troll Donald Trump wants a 'total and complete shutdown' of schools in the US after the Florida School shooting earlier...

A Saudi woman has been telling the Rochdale Herald how she's looking forward to being allowed to drive to the stoning of a woman...

More than 300 people have been arrested as part of an operation to prevent people who aren’t wearing a poppy to be seen in public today.

The Kennel club released a statement this afternoon saying that people who don't own a dog but go for a daily walk are a bit weird, probably up to something and should be approached with caution.

Israel has celebrated winning the Eurovision song contest with a massive aerial bombardment of the Gaza Strip and shooting dead some Palestinian civilians. Nine Palestinian...

A fifty year old racist fuckwit has told The Rochdale Herald that he is over the moon that passports are now going to be...

It's all better in California now after a much needed vital shipment of thoughts and prayers arrived in Gilroy following today's mass shooting. "Yeah, we're...

In a shock move, Magic Roundabout stars Florence and Dougal have announced they are quitting the UK to move back to their native France...