The team behind the bewilderingly popular series of computer games Call of Duty has revealed that the next instalment of the franchise will be set on Oxford Street during Black Friday sales. 

The release follows the incredible success of the previous instalment of the game which was set in the Manchester Trafford Centre during the Boxing Day sales.

Many reviewers have criticised the latest release for the overly brutal gritty reality of the game, with several players reportedly suffering flashbacks and PTSD.

Parental groups have come out strongly against the game saying that scenes of graphic shopping can have damaging effects on young children.

“The level in the Oxford Street Primark is a bit over the top.” One reviewer said. “I played the WW2 version of this game and you just have to shoot Nazi zombies. But in this one you have to queue for two hours to buy a Minions Onesie for a three year old.”

“It’s a horrifying and over the top reflection of reality.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.