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Tongues are wagging in Washington today over what seems too convenient for coincidence as OJ Simpson is rumoured about to be appointed as Sean...

President Barack Obama was rushed to hospital yesterday after sustaining injuries during a press conference. Herald reporter Scott McCracknee was there and describes what happened. "Mr...

The United States is getting a new national anthem, it has been announced. An executive order has been signed replacing the old anthem, The...

Donald Trump has demanded "they fire these sons of bitches" over the growing #takeafinger protests. A woman pictured raising her middle finger toward Trump's motorcade...

A Turkey that was pardoned by Donald Trump for Thanksgiving has beaten him at scrabble. Traditionally a turkey is pardoned by the serving President just...

The White House Head of IT has expressed his heightened concern that the Presidency could be heading for a critical outage. Head of IT Maurice...

An online petition requesting that Donald Trump be removed from office has got 6 billion signatures from around the world within 24 hours of...

If Hitler had practiced golf as much as Trump, maybe he'd have made it out of the bunker Donald J. Trump, the four times decorated...

New Charity is hoping to help the children Donald Trump demanded to be locked up at the US border.  A new charity has been started...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

Donald Trump has announced the launch of a new science course that will be taught at Trump University from September. The course will feature subject matter...

Donald Trump has demanded that the widow of Sgt La David Johnson release his long form death certificate following a row about whether or...

Bewigged bouffant buffoon, Donald J. Trump, an actual potential president, made the claim at his latest rally. The tiny handed eater of souls came under...

The Boy Scouts of America have issued a statement denying meeting Donald Trump. “It never happened. It's fake news folks.” The statement begins. “Only a sick,...

Following a series of atrocities in the United States over the weekend in which more than twenty five members of the public were shot...

It’s hoped that repeatedly asking Donald Trump to examine both the toy cow and the cows visible at varying distances outside of the caravan will cause a lightbulb moment in the dark and empty space that serves as a brain for Donald, but no one is getting their hopes up.