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US President Donald Trump has called on the BBC to appoint him as the new Dr Who. In a series of tweets at 3am this...

Due to White House budget cuts, an experienced but cheap actor was selected for the part. Bit part "character actor" Rowle Player is best...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

The recently announced decision that the wall between Mexico and the USA will be built using American taxpayers money under a piece of legislation...

White House sources reveal alleged serial sex offender, proven serial failed businessman and currently failing POTUS Donald J Trump has called for the head...

Swimmer and US gold medal winning bullshitter, Ryan Lochte, has sort of apologised for making things up. The lying git said that his description of...

For the first time in almost fifty years the name Adolf is topping the lists for most popular baby names in the United States...

“Kim Jong Un? He can’t dance, that brother ain’t got no Seoul. You know I put the rump into Trump babycakes. When I slut drop you know it’s going to be fire and fury on the dance floor.”

Following unsubstantiated wiretapping allegations, president Trump’s press secretary, Sean Spicer, has argued that Trump is the metaphorical president and leader of the free world,...

Nigel Farage MP (just kidding) is alleged to be thrilled at being awarded the Russian Government's lifetime achievement award. Zoya Feedosev, Russian envoy to...

The first image of the official White House nativity scene has been released, and it is already causing quite a stir. Every character in the...

Donald Trump could pardon himself of a crime he repeatedly says he hasn't committed. That's according to his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani said, "It may...

Russian President and superstar house elf, Vladimir Putin, has revealed that the whole Trump/Russia thing is a prank that went too far. "Trump come to...

President Donald Trump told the world that "there's nobody better than me on the military" last night as he ushers in new era of...

There was outrage across America as a family photo of the Trump family emerged with both Donald Trump's father and mother dressed from head...