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This week, a local middle aged man had his FarmVille repossessed during a raid on his parents property on Friars Crescent.

Piers Morgan has taken to Twitter to characteristically behave like an utter tit today. Morgan, whose only physical accomplishment of note was to fall off...

The Labour Party has announced that it has been the subject of a cyberattack today. A spokesman told us, "We first became aware of the...

A wife's Instagram post about loving her husband's "cashew" sized penis has sparked a backlash online about just how dumb her husband is. American...

A new disease, spread apparently by social media, is endangering the nation. Stickupthearseitis affects hundreds of people everyday and symptoms include getting salty over satire...

A driver has defended parking his car across two spaces in a supermarket car park saying "no one would have batted an eyelid if...

The Trump campaign appears to have taken an unprecedented new course today, with the release of a series of posters on social media. The posters...

Steven Faratrump from Rotherham today went on Britain First's Facebook page and headed straight to one of the thousands of anti-Muslim posts and quick...

Donald Trump is to embark on a lengthy world tour in January, to ensure he can insult world leaders who don't follow him...

Facebook is losing young users because they're less susceptible to extremist clickbait than middle-aged idiots. Suggestible older plonkers who can't think for themselves are still...

It's three weeks till the nation goes to the polls for the third time in three years and the media coverage is increasing and...

Some wise men have today hit back at a high street bakers claiming that their 'Foot-Long Sausage Roll' creates unrealistic expectations about baked goods....

The nation has been shaken by the cowardly attacks in Manchester. This terrible, cowardly attack on innocent concert goers is irrefutably horrible and humour cannot be derived from it.

With the advent of the all new ‘mute button’, passive, aggressive bitches everywhere are in their element. We spoke to one such angry woman,...

In a bid to expand on the non-gay male ice cream market, a new extreme sports cryogenic experience for man men is being launched. It...

In a move to reduce costs and breathe new life into the long-abandoned £11.4 billion Centralised Records System, the NHS has announced a partnership...