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An ancient Biblical commandment that has been left out of Bibles and Torah for thousands of years has finally been translated.  Archeolinguist Barry Wordsworth told...

David Wild, a 36 year old homeless man takes a sip of hot tea in the cafe we meet in. His hands are just...

Facebook is losing young users because they're less susceptible to extremist clickbait than middle-aged idiots. Suggestible older plonkers who can't think for themselves are still...

Piers Morgan has taken to Twitter to characteristically behave like an utter tit today. Morgan, whose only physical accomplishment of note was to fall off...

A Rochdale woman today described feeling 'shocked and disappointed' by the number of people who volunteered to be removed from her friends list after...

This week, a local middle aged man had his FarmVille repossessed during a raid on his parents property on Friars Crescent.

In a bid to expand on the non-gay male ice cream market, a new extreme sports cryogenic experience for man men is being launched. It...

It's three weeks till the nation goes to the polls for the third time in three years and the media coverage is increasing and...

With the advent of the all new ‘mute button’, passive, aggressive bitches everywhere are in their element. We spoke to one such angry woman,...

A fictional article on a satirical site has been published too soon after an incident that didn't take place. The latest scandal to grip the...

Ipswich feminist Leigh Askew has been included on the shortlist for a new category at the British Comedy Awards. The inaugural Funniest Social Media Post...

The Dalai Lama is said to be incandescently furious with Louis Smith after he was overheard calling Buddha a "fat fucker". Two time Olympic Pommel...

In a move to reduce costs and breathe new life into the long-abandoned £11.4 billion Centralised Records System, the NHS has announced a partnership...

A driver has defended parking his car across two spaces in a supermarket car park saying "no one would have batted an eyelid if...

It's a sore subject that can become inflamed easily but there's an itch that needs to be scratched. In the wake of the fall out...

The new Apple iOS update is to include a new autocorrect function for words such as muslin, briton and rasict. Computer giants and tax dodging...