Social Media

With the advent of the all new ‘mute button’, passive, aggressive bitches everywhere are in their element. We spoke to one such angry woman,...

The nation has been shaken by the cowardly attacks in Manchester. This terrible, cowardly attack on innocent concert goers is irrefutably horrible and humour cannot be derived from it.

The Labour Party has announced that it has been the subject of a cyberattack today. A spokesman told us, "We first became aware of the...

It's three weeks till the nation goes to the polls for the third time in three years and the media coverage is increasing and...

The new Apple iOS update is to include a new autocorrect function for words such as muslin, briton and rasict. Computer giants and tax dodging...

It's a sore subject that can become inflamed easily but there's an itch that needs to be scratched. In the wake of the fall out...

Social media users woke to the discovery of a useful new button on one of the most popular platforms today as an "I am staying...

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The brown skin hating half brained bigot, Katie Hopkins, has an unfathomably large following since she started peddling bile for The Sun toilet paper. Keith...

This week, a local middle aged man had his FarmVille repossessed during a raid on his parents property on Friars Crescent.

Donald Trump is to embark on a lengthy world tour in January, to ensure he can insult world leaders who don't follow him...

Facebook is losing young users because they're less susceptible to extremist clickbait than middle-aged idiots. Suggestible older plonkers who can't think for themselves are still...

Mouse manufacturers are celebrating at the moment at the future increase in sales caused by Facebook’s determined but ultimately futile attempt to make you...

Facebook was in chaos today after the soaring popularity of the Spell Check a Racist (S.C.A.R.) page caused a stack overflow causing the entire...

In a bid to expand on the non-gay male ice cream market, a new extreme sports cryogenic experience for man men is being launched. It...

A driver has defended parking his car across two spaces in a supermarket car park saying "no one would have batted an eyelid if...