Nigel Farage launches the Nigel Farage Party

7
Speaking in Chesterton Park, near Stoke yesterday, Nigel Farage announced that he has “reluctantly” returned to front-line politics by launching the Nigel Farage Party. “I...

Downing Street denies allegations of incontinence

0
In an unprecedented announcement, Downing Street issued a denial of any suggestions that the Prime Minister is incontinent. "During a period of initial uncertainty, many...

Terrorists rejoice at lower energy bills as Jihadis unplug TVs

0
Terrorists worldwide are saving money on their energy bills as millions of Jihadis unplug their Samsung smart TVs from mains sockets. The move comes after...

Expat Moans About EU Citizens in UK

0
A British expat has hailed Parliament's rejection of EU citizens' right to stay in the UK post Brexit. Speaking from beside his swimming pool at...
Tesco Express

Brexiters boycott Tesco over sale of Remain Lettuce

0
Thousands of patriots across the length and breadth of Britain called for a 'complete boycott', of supermarkets, after it turned out a Tesco's store...
Doctor Who

Calls for end to austerity as BBC reveal they can only afford female to...

53
Cost cutting at state broadcaster curtails roles for male actors. The BBC has responded to continuing pressure from central government to reduce costs by reducing...

Corbyn treated for dizziness after performing student debt pirouette on Andrew Marr Show

22
Jeremy Corbyn is reported to be recovering this afternoon after suffering a severe bout of dizziness following the performance of a pirouette on student...

I wish it could be Brexit everyday

0
When the pounds begins to fall and economic growth begins to stall It puts a great big smile on a remainer’s face If you dive...
Phil Collins

Singer-songwriter Phil Collins to release Death Metal album

0
Phil Collins is set to release an album of previously unheard material made up of songs classified as being from the extreme subgenre of...

Katie Hopkins outraged as new IPhone X automatically set to permanently disabled and unable...

0
Odious journo-babbler, Katie Hopkins was furious yesterday when she discovered that her new IPhone X was in fact less use than Boris Johnson in...

Goldie melts down OBE to replace pawned gold tooth

0
DJ and alleged actor, Goldie, has vowed to melt down his MBE under the guise of moral outrage about some club somewhere closing down. The...

Michael O’Leary knocks doctor unconscious and drags him onto underbooked Ryanair flight

3
Ryanair CEO Michael O-Leary is in the crosshairs again today amidst allegations that he hit an asian doctor around the back of the head...

Poppies outraged at being hijacked by intolerable, out of touch band of Nationalists.

0
The prima-donna XI, also known as the England National football team, have confirmed that they will take to the pitch against Germany this Friday,...
Survivor

Last PPI claimant found alive and well

2
The last person who is yet to be investigated whether or not they were mis-sold PPI has been found, bewildered, but alive.  After years of...

Corbyn “gives” Labour MP’s free vote on Trident

Besieged Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has generously given the MP's in the Labour Party the opportunity to vote with their conscience rather than...

Tommy Robinson converts to hipsterism in prison, plans to open falafel stand in Shoreditch

0
Far-right garden gnome impersonator Tommy Robinson has revealed that he has become a hipster in prison and plans to open an organic falafel stand...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts