Weather

Julian Assange has spent the weekend enjoying the bright sunny weather by sitting in a room in the Ecuadorian embassy with a window open. The...

With temperatures plummeting across the British Isles, many patriotic politicians are complaining at their lack of opportunities to escape the country. Conservative Politicians Jeremy Hunt,...

Experts in worldwide trends are predicting that 2017 will reach terminal levels of warmth by mid-June. Professor Thorfin Nerfstretcherrsson, Head of Rochdale Community University's department...

With millions of Britons terrified by the recent apparition of a giant ball of fire in the sky, there was further harrowing news today,...

As Britain is experiencing the worst snow since last time,the rest of the world has decided to cease all activities and events to let...

As hurricane Irma makes it's way west towards the coast of Florida, president Donald Trump has issued a declaration of war on the weather...

As weather experts issue yet another ice warning the people of the North West have told The Rochdale Herald that they actually don't give...

Children around the UK have confirmed that they don't want to build another bloody snowman. With rain, sleet, snow and more bloody awful weather forecast...

The West Midlands is experiencing record low levels of bad news and buffoonery as the majority of the population took advantage of a plausible...

The Caribbean is facing more misery this week as islanders struggle to deal with the destruction left in the wake of Hurricane Irma. What has...