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Men have been asked to put some clothes on because they really shouldn't be in the pub half naked.  Professor Gareth Linkeker of the Institute...

Veteran comic Mel Brooks, 91, has confirmed that his ambitious live action show, The President, will end shortly with a musical impeachment. Speaking at...

With temperatures plummeting across the British Isles, many patriotic politicians are complaining at their lack of opportunities to escape the country. Conservative Politicians Jeremy Hunt,...

Britain prepares itself once again for total travel chaos and public service disruption, because of the completely predicable weather that is expected at this...

As 'The Beast From The East' takes a firm hold across the UK, KFC have announced that it is overrun with chicken as no...

Thousands of stay at home parents forced to play with their slack off kids all day have had to revise their 'happy childhood memories'...

With the annual two inches of snow set to cause havoc across the country again experts have advised people to stop whining and get...

Google breaks under the strain of millions of Britons preparing their excuses for work on Monday morning. As millions of us check up on the...

Confirmed reports are in that a Northern Dad in Lancashire has put the central heating on. Airports throughout the UK have been closed, all trains...

Storm Ophelia is battering the UK and Ireland with gusts up to 80mph. After a report of a northern man tutting at a flurry...