Weather

As 'The Beast From The East' takes a firm hold across the UK, KFC have announced that it is overrun with chicken as no...

There were ugly scenes this morning after a motorist lost his temper having been stuck on a motorway in a major tailback for 15...

The West Midlands is experiencing record low levels of bad news and buffoonery as the majority of the population took advantage of a plausible...

Storm Ophelia is battering the UK and Ireland with gusts up to 80mph. After a report of a northern man tutting at a flurry...

Veteran comic Mel Brooks, 91, has confirmed that his ambitious live action show, The President, will end shortly with a musical impeachment. Speaking at...

Panic has hit the streets of Rochdale today as a unidentified glowing hot yellow glowing orb has appeared in the sky. Terrified Rochdale residents yesterday...

Men have been asked to put some clothes on because they really shouldn't be in the pub half naked.  Professor Gareth Linkeker of the Institute...

Google breaks under the strain of millions of Britons preparing their excuses for work on Monday morning. As millions of us check up on the...

As Britain is experiencing the worst snow since last time,the rest of the world has decided to cease all activities and events to let...

Britain prepares itself once again for total travel chaos and public service disruption, because of the completely predicable weather that is expected at this...