Weather

Famous weather broadcaster Michael Fish has moved to reassure British Virgin Island residents that there isn't going to be another hurricane hitting them. However he...

Panic has hit the streets of Rochdale today as a unidentified glowing hot yellow glowing orb has appeared in the sky. Terrified Rochdale residents yesterday...

Town centres are chock full of topless, pasty white fat pricks for some reason according to sources. For some reason thousands upon thousands of fat...

Looking outside last night millions of British citizens were confronted by the moon appearing enlarged and glowing a curious red. Whilst most people south of...

Britain prepares itself once again for total travel chaos and public service disruption, because of the completely predicable weather that is expected at this...

There were ugly scenes this morning after a motorist lost his temper having been stuck on a motorway in a major tailback for 15...

The Met Office has issued an amber warning for apocalyptic snow and ice overnight after a Northerner was overheard speculating that it might be...

As reports develop of the latest weather front to hit the UK, it appears that a storm is brewing in the music world that's...

?Ever since the peninsula of Britain became the island of Britain, the inhabitants have been utterly unable to predict or cope with the cold...

A council in the North of England is absolutely confident that this is the year that they have bought enough grit to salt the...