Weather

Town centres are chock full of topless, pasty white fat pricks for some reason according to sources. For some reason thousands upon thousands of fat...

As Britain is experiencing the worst snow since last time,the rest of the world has decided to cease all activities and events to let...

Children around the UK have confirmed that they don't want to build another bloody snowman. With rain, sleet, snow and more bloody awful weather forecast...

The UK has been warned that parts of the country could get a bit colder now that it is  December for the billionth year...

The weather scientist went on to predict industrialised nations have a maximum of one year before the amount of material stored in the cloud reaches a critical mass of never ending rain.

People who work from home are all looking oddly suntanned for people who work at their desks for eight hours a day, leading experts...

Confirmed reports are in that a Northern Dad in Lancashire has put the central heating on. Airports throughout the UK have been closed, all trains...

Britain prepares itself once again for total travel chaos and public service disruption, because of the completely predicable weather that is expected at this...

Despite the change in the weather, cloudless skies and temperatures in the high 20s, it is still not enough to persuade moody teenager, Damian...

With the annual two inches of snow set to cause havoc across the country again experts have advised people to stop whining and get...