As ‘The Beast From The East’ takes a firm hold across the UK, KFC have announced that it is overrun with chicken as no punters can make it to their outlets due to awful weather.

Just a week after closing 600 stores because they had no chicken now they have it coming out their ears and are at a loss what to do with it.

A spokesman for the world famous chicken shops who are famous for their recipe made with a blend of 11 secret herbs and spices (we reckon salt and pepper will be two of them) told The Rochdale Herald “It’s a bloody disaster! Firstly we only sell two things chicken and chips and one week we have no chicken and now we have too bloody much of the goddam stuff. I’m guessing next week there probably be an outbreak of potato blight. The Colonel will be spinning in his grave but then he was buried in a rotisserie.

“On the upside though it’s the first time our restaurant floors have been this clean in years”

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