People all over the UK who have ears and access to either a door or a window have confirmed that it’s a bit windy outside.

It wasn’t windy earlier in the day but started to get breezy this afternoon and was officially a bit windy by about 4pm.

“I went outside earlier and it wasn’t windy.” Steve Dickinson told The Herald. “But then I went outside again a bit later on and it was a bit windier.”

“Reports are coming in on Facebook from people who aren’t meteorologists that it’s expected to get a little bit windier later so you might want to bring your bins in.”

Barbara Dickinson, one of the few accredited meteorology experts on Facebook who has access to the state of the art weather app on her iPhone has issued a blanket weather warning to people who might need to take the dog around the block later on.

“It’s going to be dead windy later on so you should wear a hat if you need to walk your dog around the block.”

Please check Facebook every five minutes or so to get non-stop updates on whether or not it’s more or less windy than it was five minutes ago in your area.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.