Police

US Police Departments to consider offering black suspects running start before shooting them

0
Following several nights of violence and riots across the United States in response to the death of George Floyd US police departments are said...

Even Hitler didn’t treat his press secretary as badly as this says Sean Spicer

0
Sean Spicer has been explaining how badly he has been treated by Donald Trump. Speaking to an assembled press corps Mr Spicer said, "Even...

IOC Vote Against New American Sport in 2020 Olympics

0
The USA's hopes to add another pointlessly American sport to the 2020 Olympic have been dashed by the IOC due to concerns over the...

Mexico Offers to Purchase Channel Tunnel Following Brexit

0
A Mexican conglomerate has offered to purchase the Channel Tunnel when Britain formally leaves the European Union. Juan Tunnelsunda, CEO of Tunnels 2 US, a...

Absolute arsehole Winnie Mandela dies aged 81

An absolute arsehole has died in South Africa aged 81.

Herald Horrible Histories presents Pathetic Presidents

0
Episode 1 - Pathetic Presidents. The Terrible Trumps. Welcome to the News at When. When? The 21st century, when one of America's presidents was a...

Toymaker confesses he made Melania Trump to keep Pinocchio company

0
A Tuscan toymaker has ended days of speculation by confessing he made a new female doll to keep his infamous, lying, long nosed boy...

Straya, Blue Skies and Fascists

0
As the Federal Government makes further progress towards a Fascist state, it’s been a busy day in Australian politics.

Queen to greet Donald Trump with narwhal tusk

0
Buckingham Palace has refused to confirm rumors that the Queen will greet Donald Trump with a narwhal tusk during his visit to the UK...

Jeremy Corbyn reveals plan to become Iranian Ayatollah

0
In a surprising announcement, Jeremy Corbyn has said he plans to become Ayatollah in a bid to replace Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in Iran. A spokesman...
Children Running

Teaching children to Zig Zag best way to avoid school shooting fatalities, say NRA

0
In the wake of yet another mass school shooting in the USA the National Rifle Association have suggested that the tragedy could have been...

Ireland elects first openly sober prime minister

Leo Varadkar made history yesterday by winning the leadership election of the Fine Gael Party to become the first openly sober Taoiseach (Prime Minister) in Irish history.
Gaza

Israel celebrates Eurovision win by bombing Gaza strip

Israel has celebrated winning the Eurovision song contest with a massive aerial bombardment of the Gaza Strip and shooting dead some Palestinian civilians. Nine Palestinian...

David Brent to sing Equality Street at Trump Inauguration

0
Following the shock withdrawal of Bruce Springsteen tribute band the B-Street Band from the Trump Inauguration David Brent is thrilled to announce that his band Foregone Conclusion have agreed terms to perform.
Trump Airplane

Carolinians told to evacuate to avoid category 4 Trump visit

0
Residents of the US State of Carolina have been warned to evacuate due to the threat of a category 4 visit from Donald Trump. State Governor,...
Good Friday Agreement

Good Friday Agreement to be replaced by Stupid Friday Agreement

4
The Good Friday agreement of 1998 has been replaced by the Stupid Friday Agreement of 2017. Prime Minister Theresa Mayhem has asked Northern Irish Democratic...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts