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The secret of Press Secretary Sean Spicer's propensity for hyperbolic bullshitacity has been revealed.  He has reportedly been wearing a revolutionary new type of asbestos...

The recently announced decision that the wall between Mexico and the USA will be built using American taxpayers money under a piece of legislation...

With no aircraft carriers and military resources already overstretched in Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence has announced that it is calling up the UK's "third force"...

President Donald Trump took to the skies over Washington today in a giant, orange blimp. The President is believed to have made the decision...

Rochdale residents will have to scrub up their language skills because as of Friday taxi drivers in the city are no longer legally required...

Priti Patel today confirmed that the Black Lives Matter movement is a protest about American racism that has nothing to do with England.  The...

Donald Trump has demanded "they fire these sons of bitches" over the growing #takeafinger protests. A woman pictured raising her middle finger toward Trump's motorcade...

Meryl Streep has offered an olive branch to US President-elect Donald Trump following their Twitter spat earlier this week.

Sir John Chilcot has stunned the world by stating again that the Pope is catholic and so it seems is Britain's greatest wartime leader...

As Humpty Dumpty said, "When I use a word, it means whatever I want it to mean." Clearly in a world of self-reductible horseshit,...

A former military cadet has finally fulfilled his dream to visit Vietnam despite suffering from debilitating bonespurs. The man, now in his seventies, is said...

The UN has finally received the backing of both Mummy and Daddy as Russia and China backed the call for serious punishment to be...

President of the actually terrific US, Donald Trump, is to reward his own bravery with a special medal, the Purple Cheeseburger, after his courage...

The so-called "President" of the United States has ordered the CIA release all of the files relating to the attempted assassination of Texan oil...

Thousands of people are feared dead in Central and Latin America this week after literally laughing their heads off at the news that the...

The Governor of Puerto Rico, Jorge Aliouet sent an urgent appeal to Prime Minotaur Theresa May tonight. The island of Puerto Rico has been devastated...