A White House insider has revealed plans to redesign the Oval Office to help so-called human being, Donald Trump, cope with the rigours of his new job.
The actions of S-CPOTUS have generated so much concern that staff have now taken steps to curb his behaviour.
Our anonymous informant told us “We have decided that we will treat him like the big orange faced whining baby he is and be introducing regular naps, time outside, a nanny with steel knickers, a naughty corner and easy to use light switches”.
“The naughty corner will require the redevelopment of The Oval Office as there currently isn’t a naughty corner to put him in. It will also be furnished it with blankets, dummies and books. He’s an avid reader and has said himself he is looking forward to eventually finding Wally.”