Union flag with "Brexit" ove it

“Go Back to where you came from!” -Say 1970’s

0
In a shock statement today the 1970's have told 2016 to go back to its own timeline where it belongs.  In July a third of...

Tory sparks by-election because… er…reasons.

0
Former non-dom tax shy billionaire's son and general Tory role model Zac Goldsmith has resigned from his position as a Tory MP after the...

Argentina offers to invade Falklands Islands for £1B if that will help May?

89
A man claiming to represent Argentina has allegedly phoned the British prime minister and said for £1 billion they will pretend to invade the...
David Davis

David Davis replaced as Brexit negotiator by two short planks

21
The government announced this morning that Chief Brexit negotiator David Davis is to be replaced by two short planks. It's believed the replacement of Mr....
Corbyn

Whatever gave you the impression I will deal with student debt asks man who...

0
A man who distinctly said that he’d “deal with” student debt during an interview with the NME is curious to know why everybody was...
Farage

Right wing nutjob calls right wing nutjob a right wing nutjob

0
Leading members of the Right Wing Nutjobs Association have been flinging accusations around willy-nilly to the amusement of 'leftie libtards' everywhere. Right wing nutjob...

OJ Simpson appointed White House press secretary

0
Tongues are wagging in Washington today over what seems too convenient for coincidence as OJ Simpson is rumoured about to be appointed as Sean...
Angry man, steam coming from ears

Stickupthearseitis

0
A new disease, spread apparently by social media, is endangering the nation. Stickupthearseitis affects hundreds of people everyday and symptoms include getting salty over satire...
Farage

Farage and Woolfe hospital hand job scandal

0
Farage and Woolfe have been caught on film in anothe compromising position.

Remain campaigners thwarted by import shortage of “I Told You So”s

0
Anti-Brexit campaigners are suffering from a shortage of "I Told You So"s, as "Project Fear" rapidly swings into "Operation I Told You So", as...

I am still relevant, insists Nigel Whatsisname

0
EU milker and former leader of has been political party UKIP, Nigel Farage has gotten all salty after the government refused to give him...
Theresa May

Britain invokes Dunkirk spirit of ‘running away’ as EC takes back control of Brexit.

0
Theresa May escaped from Brussels late last night, as a small flotilla of fishing boats each carried a tiny morsel of her shattered credibility...

Michael Gove says Brexit is “like a box of chocolates…”

0
The Brexit negotiations have been tentative, at best, with British MPs doing their darndest not to get absolutely battered in the process. Unfortunately, Britain’s...
Theresa May

May: Difference between migrants and refugees is we don’t want either

0
Theresa May has said that refugees should settle in the first safe country they come to, rather than travel through several countries, and has...

Rochdale – Labour NEC “Can’t find its arse with both hands”

0
In the face of the least popular Tory Government since the Peterloo Massacre, Labour has decided not to bother being an opposition of any...
Rees Mogg

Jocob Rees-Mogg insists women have absolute rights over bodies, except if they receive gift...

0
The fall-out from the Weinstein allegations of rape, sexual abuse and unwanted sexual advances continues to widen and include those in political life. Whilst the...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts