Prime Minister Theresa May was rushed to hospital this evening after suffering what is described as a “strong and stable” seizure.

The incident occurred while the Prime Minister was in the middle of a speech to trade unionists in York.

A representative of the Farriers and Milliners Union related the event in a phone call to The Rochdale Herald.

“May had just completed saying strong and stable leadership for the seventy fourth time in an unbroken sequence when physically froze and then began to shake.”

Apparently the seizure, described as strong and stable, caused her body to convulse but her mouth was largely unaffected.

“She still managed to say strong and stable another six times even after sitting on the floor and rocking.”

Although embarrassed, Ms May is expected to make a full recovery and be able to resume saying strong and stable leadership relentlessly soon.

As the United Kingdom expects from its commander in chief.