Leisure

Once again the time of year when all the ghouls and monsters come out to play is upon us. But enough about the tete-a-tete...

Reports are circulating that a middle aged man stripped stark bollock naked last night at local budget gym, LoveMuscle. Eyewitnesses claim he was beating his...

Treadmills and exercise bikes across the country are being reinforced and production of industrial strength lycra is at record levels as the annual rush...

Local couple, Steve and Barbara Dickinson, plan to celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary by pushing their single beds together and possibly even having sex. Barbara...

Jeremy Corbyn has pledged to support the Conservative Party's promise to repeal the fox hunting ban. This appears to be the result of him mishearing...

Budget airlines are in a state of panic as the government task some Lord to look into the possibility that alcohol could be banned...

In a move that has rocked the travel industry, British holidaymakers have been banned from travelling to any destination that Boris Johnson has already...

While spending a good portion of his weekly income on the Euromillions, Mr. Garry Lee Shaw complained about the fifth or even sixth time...

Self-titled “spiritual healer,” “life coach,” and amateur YouTuber Rebecca Gronski has started a GoFundMe page to help support her travels across the world and take on...

A survey carried out by the Herald shows Britons are increasingly of the opinion that lying by a pool in the warm sun and...

Make your own Original Trumpkin! Have you ever wanted to scare the bejeezus out of your neighbours on Halloween? Finally you have you chance with...

Have your children been counting down the days since the end of the summer holidays? Christmas is coming up fast and nobody is more excited...

I have a suggestion for Gary Lineker Maybe you should stop selling Salt & Vinegar If your boss still works with the devil Then tell them to...

A talented group of female footballing MPs have no choice except to train for football games in the House of Commons Starting a new football...

A middle aged man from Bamford is suffering from existential angst after realising his bicycle costs more than the deposit for his first house.

Food plays a huge part in our lives, many of us enjoying it almost every day. Ever since rationing was no longer necessary in the...