Naked gym guy insists “I’m just high on life”

0
Reports are circulating that a middle aged man stripped stark bollock naked last night at local budget gym, LoveMuscle. Eyewitnesses claim he was beating his...
Blackpool

People who wanted our country back surprised to discover that it’s still here

0
Eurosceptic holidaymakers are swapping Corfu for Cornwall, Lanzarote for Llandudno. British travel agents report that Brits are going to UK destinations they never knew...

Scientists prove Morris dancing adds 10 years to your life. Britons still not interested.

0
Researchers at Swindon Institute of Rustic Studies have proved beyond doubt that regular Morris dancing increases longevity by 10 years. Professor Ryan Cocks, Dean...

Alleged assassin Alexander Petrov’s walking gear recommendations

0
In an exclusive for The Rochdale Herald, alleged Russian agent and leading fitness industry consultant Alexander Petrov gives Herald readers his recommendations for walking...

Island hipster cafe causes uproar with coal roasted pulled puffin bap breakfast

20
The Island cafe in Kirkwall has hit the national news headlines today for all the wrong reasons for its coal roasted, pulled puffin bap...

Man considering buying his wife lingerie for Christmas almost certainly shouldn’t.

0
Research has found that the average bloke considering buying his wife lingerie this Christmas should probably not. "For a start, most blokes buy scarlet nylon...

Annual day of disappointment for fathers receiving crap presents

0
It's Father's Day and an annual day of depression for men across the nation as fathers are expected to sit, smile and feign appreciation...

Smallbridge Flats Man Convinced Pigeon Likes to Watch him Hoover Naked

0
While spending a good portion of his weekly income on the Euromillions, Mr. Garry Lee Shaw complained about the fifth or even sixth time...

Activity holidays not holidays – survey finds

3
A survey carried out by the Herald shows Britons are increasingly of the opinion that lying by a pool in the warm sun and...
Salt and Vinegar crisps

A word in your ear Mr Lineker

0
I have a suggestion for Gary Lineker Maybe you should stop selling Salt & Vinegar If your boss still works with the devil Then tell them to...

Germany devoid of German Christmas markets

0
German shoppers are disappointed that they have nowhere to buy lots of pointless tat in the run up to Christmas.  With every British town apparently...

Pet lovers left feline annoyed by introduction of Cat Licenses

0
Today the government announced the controversial plan to tax all cat owners by making cat licenses mandatory. The move could bring a much needed £89...
bottles of water

New Juice Plus rival Juice Minus to include ‘no juice’

0
It's that time of the year again when everyone makes doomed to fail resolutions but, fear not, there's a new product on the market...
Dinner party group

Cheap bottle of wine is eventually returned to original gift giver

0
A bottle of £3.50 red wine from Lidl, which was brought to a house warming, has finally been returned to the cheapskate couple that...
Beautiful young woman is getting facial chocolate mask at spa. She is lying with closed eyes. The girl is smiling

Rochdale Beautician cautioned in blacking up row

0
There were furious scenes in Rochdale as a local beautician was arrested on suspicion of racism after "blacking up" unsuspecting customers. Visitors to the day...

Dogged Victory for Campaigners

0
The city was jubilant this morning after the news that a lengthy battle to grant one of Rochdale's most popular locations the status as...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts