Island hipster cafe causes uproar with coal roasted pulled puffin bap breakfast

20
The Island cafe in Kirkwall has hit the national news headlines today for all the wrong reasons for its coal roasted, pulled puffin bap...

Outrage as ban on Christmas turns out to be false

0
People across the country have expressed outrage in response to the revelation that a ban on Christmas has been revealed to be false. An image...

Alleged assassin Alexander Petrov’s walking gear recommendations

0
In an exclusive for The Rochdale Herald, alleged Russian agent and leading fitness industry consultant Alexander Petrov gives Herald readers his recommendations for walking...

Annual day of disappointment for fathers receiving crap presents

0
It's Father's Day and an annual day of depression for men across the nation as fathers are expected to sit, smile and feign appreciation...

Germany devoid of German Christmas markets

0
German shoppers are disappointed that they have nowhere to buy lots of pointless tat in the run up to Christmas.  With every British town apparently...

Donald Trump costumes selling out faster than Kim Jong Un disguises this Halloween

2
Once again the time of year when all the ghouls and monsters come out to play is upon us. But enough about the tete-a-tete...
New Year Eve Party

Turn your house into a Costa and other tips for hosting gatherings of more...

0
The Government have announced that gatherings of more than 6 people are to be banned. But what do you do if your "Company AGM"...
British Homeopath

Woman raising 10k for spirtual journey advised to drop acid and go to park...

0
Self-titled “spiritual healer,” “life coach,” and amateur YouTuber Rebecca Gronski has started a GoFundMe page to help support her travels across the world and take on...

Activity holidays not holidays – survey finds

3
A survey carried out by the Herald shows Britons are increasingly of the opinion that lying by a pool in the warm sun and...

Crossfitter reprimanded after failing to disclose he does Crossfit to stranger

0
Heavily trapped shoulders shrugged a sigh of relief today as justice was served to a rogue Crossfitter who failed to tell every single person...

Restaurants that don’t use proper plates just twats, says everyone

0
The growing trend for eateries to use ridiculous items to serve your food on is now becoming a serious issue as local pottery firm...

Terrify your neighbours with The Original Trumpkin

0
Make your own Original Trumpkin! Have you ever wanted to scare the bejeezus out of your neighbours on Halloween? Finally you have you chance with...
Court

Ginsters Sue Ginsters over Ginsters Name

0
It has emerged that pastry-based, snack purveyors Ginsters have taken to the courts. They aim to prevent a social movement off-shoot from adopting their...

Pensioners advised to burn BBC licence fee fines to keep warm this winter

0
The government, breaking a manifesto promise, has facilitated the scrapping of the free TV license for over 75s from 2020. "My pension doesn't cover the...

Children thrilled it’s only three UKIP leaders till Christmas

0
Have your children been counting down the days since the end of the summer holidays? Christmas is coming up fast and nobody is more excited...

Bank Holiday Not Fucking  Long Enough Decide People 

1
Bank Holidays are not long enough according to a multi-pound survey commissioned by The Rochdale Herald. "It's 2016 for Christ's sake! Normal weekends should be...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts