New Year Eve Party

Turn your house into a Costa and other tips for hosting gatherings of more...

0
The Government have announced that gatherings of more than 6 people are to be banned. But what do you do if your "Company AGM"...
Beautiful young woman is getting facial chocolate mask at spa. She is lying with closed eyes. The girl is smiling

Rochdale Beautician cautioned in blacking up row

0
There were furious scenes in Rochdale as a local beautician was arrested on suspicion of racism after "blacking up" unsuspecting customers. Visitors to the day...

Children thrilled it’s only three UKIP leaders till Christmas

0
Have your children been counting down the days since the end of the summer holidays? Christmas is coming up fast and nobody is more excited...

Scientists prove Morris dancing adds 10 years to your life. Britons still not interested.

0
Researchers at Swindon Institute of Rustic Studies have proved beyond doubt that regular Morris dancing increases longevity by 10 years. Professor Ryan Cocks, Dean...

Annual day of disappointment for fathers receiving crap presents

0
It's Father's Day and an annual day of depression for men across the nation as fathers are expected to sit, smile and feign appreciation...

Ryan Air and EasyJet Shit Themselves as Government Look Into Banning Alcohol on Flights

0
Budget airlines are in a state of panic as the government task some Lord to look into the possibility that alcohol could be banned...

Pet lovers left feline annoyed by introduction of Cat Licenses

0
Today the government announced the controversial plan to tax all cat owners by making cat licenses mandatory. The move could bring a much needed £89...

Germany devoid of German Christmas markets

0
German shoppers are disappointed that they have nowhere to buy lots of pointless tat in the run up to Christmas.  With every British town apparently...

Safest pub in all of Yorkshire has been named

0
A York pub has been named as the safest in the county. The White Hart, on Micklegate, has achieved the “zero bother” standard in the...
Dinner party group

Cheap bottle of wine is eventually returned to original gift giver

0
A bottle of £3.50 red wine from Lidl, which was brought to a house warming, has finally been returned to the cheapskate couple that...

Activity holidays not holidays – survey finds

3
A survey carried out by the Herald shows Britons are increasingly of the opinion that lying by a pool in the warm sun and...

A new Pokemon Go addition announced today is the Govey

0
The rare Pokemon can be found near knife drawers and can be evolved from its natural Tory stage, to raging Racist Govenator stage to...

MPs FORCED to play football in PARLIAMENT after ARROGANT ASTROTURF OPERATOR respects existing bookings

0
A talented group of female footballing MPs have no choice except to train for football games in the House of Commons Starting a new football...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts