Alleged assassin Alexander Petrov’s walking gear recommendations

0
In an exclusive for The Rochdale Herald, alleged Russian agent and leading fitness industry consultant Alexander Petrov gives Herald readers his recommendations for walking...

Fatties looking forward to annual visit to gym

0
Treadmills and exercise bikes across the country are being reinforced and production of industrial strength lycra is at record levels as the annual rush...
Dinner party group

Cheap bottle of wine is eventually returned to original gift giver

0
A bottle of £3.50 red wine from Lidl, which was brought to a house warming, has finally been returned to the cheapskate couple that...
Calendar

Government Announces National Nothing Day.

0
From worthy issues such as International Women’s Day to cultural stereotypes like National Tea Day, it seems like every day is "something" Day. Just...

Couple to Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Pushing Beds Together

0
Local couple, Steve and Barbara Dickinson, plan to celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary by pushing their single beds together and possibly even having sex. Barbara...

Brexit Halloween Threat

0
Preparations for the commercialisation of an ancient pagan tradition were thrown into disarray today when importers of Halloween costumes reported that due to poor...

Safest pub in all of Yorkshire has been named

0
A York pub has been named as the safest in the county. The White Hart, on Micklegate, has achieved the “zero bother” standard in the...

Police concern as Derbyshire sees record levels of panic hiking

0
Police have appealed to members of the public to exert self restraint as hordes of bored walkers descended on Britain's highways and byways and...
British Tourists

Britons still enjoy holidays abroad as long as they don’t meet foreigners

0
Britons have not fallen out of love with foreign holidays, according to a survey by Rochdale Community College's Leisure and Recreation Department. The survey found...
Salt and Vinegar crisps

A word in your ear Mr Lineker

0
I have a suggestion for Gary Lineker Maybe you should stop selling Salt & Vinegar If your boss still works with the devil Then tell them to...
Beautiful young woman is getting facial chocolate mask at spa. She is lying with closed eyes. The girl is smiling

Rochdale Beautician cautioned in blacking up row

0
There were furious scenes in Rochdale as a local beautician was arrested on suspicion of racism after "blacking up" unsuspecting customers. Visitors to the day...

Ryan Air and EasyJet Shit Themselves as Government Look Into Banning Alcohol on Flights

0
Budget airlines are in a state of panic as the government task some Lord to look into the possibility that alcohol could be banned...

Outrage as ban on Christmas turns out to be false

0
People across the country have expressed outrage in response to the revelation that a ban on Christmas has been revealed to be false. An image...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts