Once again the time of year when all the ghouls and monsters come out to play is upon us.

But enough about the tete-a-tete between the obnoxious leaders.

It is the horrible, cheap, obviously fake façade that is grabbing headlines.

But enough about the tete-a-tete between the obnoxious leaders.

The outfits for the two Presidents are proving exceptionally popular among decent people wanting to mock both fools. In the case of Trump costumes, many of his drooling supporters are snapping them up to honour their favourite preacher of hate, giving him the edge, particularly in the U.S.

Local fancy dress trader, Nick Jorcash, told the Herald; “It’s unbelievable! I knew they would both do well this year because dark humour and really twisted minds are commonplace now. The public want more, to push boundaries and these two are about as sickening as it gets. Trump has the clear advantage that some may mistake him for a scary clown. They are doing even better than the Nazi uniforms I had in when Harry was in town.”

The rubbery-faced fiends whose job it is to trick people have been in close competition for who is the most distressing.

But enough about the tete-a-tete between the obnoxious leaders.

It is apparent that despite their lack of knowledge, intelligence and competence, Trump and Jong-Un are still favourites throughout their countries and the world for one important reason.

They give children, teens and lesser adults an excuse to openly beg, without the stigma of being homeless.