Corbyn

Corbyn clarifies Labour position on EU saying ‘we’d sort of like to leave but...

0
The Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has absolutely clarified Labour's position on the EU today in a really important speech in Coventry. He told the press...
Titanic

Nicky Morgan claims ‘Titanic captain should not be judged by his worst mistakes’

0
Nicky Morgan yesterday made a conciliatory reference to fellow Tory leadership no-hoper Michael Gove's penchant for Charlie as a naive young 31 year old...

OED announces Word Of The Year

0
The Oxford English Dictionary announced the winner of their prestigious Word Of The Year competition at a champagne gala ceremony in London's upmarket Neasden...
Bank of England

Remain Voter Desperately Waiting for Pound to Die

0
Due to an almost pathological desire to be proven correct, a Remain voter is obsessively checking the sterling exchange rate for signs of terminal illness. "A bad...
Theresa May

May To Wheel Out Trebuchet

0
Theresa May will relaunch her election campaign today with a classic bit of fighting kit. A trebuchet nicknamed 'Warwolf". The trebuchet, effectively a giant catapult,...

Scientists confirm tea tastes better when somebody else makes it

0
Researchers from Rochdale Community University have confirmed after years of extensive research that tea tastes loads better when somebody else has made it. Maurice Tips,...

Tories fined £20 million for pumping untreated sewage into people’s brains

0
The Conservatives are facing a hefty fine after it has been discovered that their manifesto pledges and reassurances over Brexit were found to contain...

Michael Gove themed garden gnomes to be stocked by Homebase

30
Domestic retail giant Homebase is rumoured to be about to bow to pressure from Michael Gove's employer, Rupert Murdoch, by stocking a series of...

We have no shares in Amazon as Yodel are delivering them, says Justin Welby

0
Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby has today explained that The Church of England doesn't actually have shares in Amazon as Yodel has never delivered...

Man discovers he’s middle aged after getting neck injury whilst putting jumper on

0
A Rochdale man has come to the realisation he's middle aged after sustaining a neck injury whilst putting on a jumper. Stan Still, 38, said,...
Jeremy Hunt in the snow

Red Weather Warning as Conservative Politicians spotted with hands in own pockets

0
With temperatures plummeting across the British Isles, many patriotic politicians are complaining at their lack of opportunities to escape the country. Conservative Politicians Jeremy Hunt,...
Korean

South Koreans and Londoners in agreement that it’s “grim up north”

0
South Koreans will similarly be asked to stand on the border with their own north and use megaphones to shout at their alienated relatives that they think they have it hard, they could try living in Rochdale.

Dog walkers foil Brexit

0
A group of dog walkers in West London found a way to foil what has become known locally as "bRexit" after a dog nearly...
Dog

There’s way more to choosing where to poo than you realise Dog tells owner

0
"There's way more to choosing where to poo than you realise" Bobby, a 5 year old Chocolate Lab from York has told The Rochdale...
Superdry

Superdry jumpers are actually a completely normal amount of dry, reveal scientists

0
Scientists from Rochdale Community University have proven conclusively that Superdry jumpers are, in fact, just a normal amount of dry like all other jumpers. The...

Blair offers May role as Middle East Peace Envoy

5
Embattled Prime Minister Theresa May has been thrown an unexpected life line today. A surprise call from Tony Blair offering her the plum role...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts