Prime Minister Theresa May autobiography to be made into a feature film

0
Footloose 2 will follow the adventures of a band of feisty teens who live in a town where dancing on Sundays is against...

Tories to pledge crackdown on food bankers’ bonuses

A leaked copy of the Conservative Party's election manifesto has revealed plans to crackdown on 'luxury' items being handed out to those forced to...
unhappy man

I just want things to be the colour they were before, admits Brexiteer

0
Icon, n. A person or thing regarded as a representative symbol "'Back and Blue - Brits will get their iconic dark blue passports back after...

Government announce plans to build new homes for immigrants on Rockall

Yesterday, far off of anyone's radar and while the teacup storm over Jeremy Corbyn's recent train journey reached stratospheric new heights, the UK government...
Trump Idiotic

Trump thwarts Milnrow knife attack.

0
Diners in a Milnrow curry house were astonished as the 45th (and probably last) President of the USA stopped an armed bandit carrying out...
For Sale Signs

You could always smother a grandparent for a house deposit, Banks advise first time...

First time buyers struggling to raise the funds for a house deposit are being advised to smother an elderly relative for the inheritance by...
William and Kate

Prince William criticises social media firms about fake news to cover up numerous affairs...

0
Prince William has appeared at the BBC and spoken out against the inaction of social media firms. He said in a statement statement that...
theresa nay laughing

Theresa May expected to announce late entrance to this years ‘I’m a Celebrity Get...

0
Prime Minster, and Britain's foremost pterodactyl impersonator, Theresa May is rumoured to be announcing that she will be a last minute entrant to this...

Tube passenger that hurled anti-Semitic abuse says, I was reading the Labour Party manifesto

0
A man arrested for what police have described as a "horrific anti-Semitic attack" on the London Underground on Friday has said he was just...
Julian Assange

Ecuadorian embassy reveals Julian Assange has accidentally ordered a trailer tent whilst drunk

0
The Ecuadorian embassy have put an advert up for the sale of a trailer tent that Julian Assange accidentally ordered whilst drunk. An embassy employee...
Man and Woman Arguing

Asking not to be felt up at work is hardly a takeover, sigh women

0
As several leading Princes amongst Men like Charles Moore of the Telegraph and pre-Prince frogs like Quentin Letts recommend women lighten up, share power...

Fuck this, we’re off to the pub say protestors

The one million protestors who were expected to topple the Tory government today collectively said “fuck this, we’re off to the pub” after temperatures...
Snowman

OUTRAGE as gender neutral snowbeing desecrated with COCK AND BALLS!!!

0
GMP Saddleworth were last night were conducting a full manhunt, as the spate of gender neutral snow beings being cruelly desecrated with a carrot...
Water Company

Follow Burnley’s example and shower less often, water companies urge Britain

0
The recent heatwave shows no sign of abating with another four weeks of sunshine forecast by the Met Office. A hosepipe ban has been enacted...

To be fair I was pissed, says Nigel 2.0 candidate

Steven Woolfe, the chief xenophobe-in-waiting of totally unracist UKIP party has been caught out forgetting things. Again. After forgetting to apply for the candidacy he's standing...
Bashar-al-Assad

Shock poll puts Bashar Assad ahead of May and other UK party leaders

0
The first opinion poll conducted since Prime Minister Theresa May called a snap general election for June 8th has delivered a shock result. A staggering...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts