Satire Aid

The Big Fat Secret Santa – Satire Aid 2018

0
You may remember that last year we partnered with some other brilliant satirists to run a Secret Santa for underprivileged children. Well it really, really...

Big 6 to impose “Christmas Levy” on consumers

0
The Big 6 electricity providers are set to impose a special levy on households deemed to have displays of more than 5 metres of...
Lenny Henry

Premier Inn to change all the locks tonight

0
Every Premier Inn in the country is changing their locks tonight, whilst Lenny Henry hosts Red Nose Day on the BBC. Mr. Henry was the...
UK Police

Concerns mount for Rochdale man not heard yelling at Six O’clock News

Concerns are mounting over the welfare of a Rochdale man who is apparently missing from his Lancashire home. Steve Dickinson, 42 and a bit, was...

It’s a Christmas Miracle says Rochdale Man who needed nineteen pairs of new socks

0
A Rochdale Man who was running dangerously low on half price Pringle socks from TK Maxx has praised friends and relatives for stepping in and buying him almost two dozen pairs for Christmas.

Britain warned Brexit could be as bad as Star Wars: The Phatom Menace

0
Britain has been warned that Brexit could be as bad as Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. The warning comes a week after the Government...

Tim Farron’s Andrew Neil interview cancelled for Bake off

0
Tim Farron has been left looking sheepish in his chair after Andrew Neil cancelled the Liberal Democrat leader's interview just moments into the opening statement. Neil interrupted...
Woman eating sweets

Disgraceful mum eats way through another giant tub of Haribo before Trick or Treaters...

0
Disgraced mother-of-two Barbara Dickinson, from Rochdale was disgusted with herself yet again today, after eating through another tub of Halloween themed Starmix.  Mrs Dickinson has...
Nuclear explosion

“We’re looking forward to getting out” say nuclear weapons. 

0
Nuclear weapons all over the world are today looking forward to their upcoming launch as an opportunity to stretch their legs.  With launch codes about...

Britain’s Children Rejoice as Broccoli Rationed

1
Playgrounds and schools all over the country were full of joyous celebration as Britain's children heard that Broccoli has been rationed. "Fabbolishus!", declared Ryan Whingeing...

We mess with clothes sizing to mess with your heads shops tell women

0
Leading women's clothing shop owners have said they stock clothes with inconsistent sizing to mess with women's heads. One leading shop owner said, "We deliberately...

Tears of remainers used to put out Saddleworth Moor fire

0
Lancashire Fire Brigade have announced they're considering using the tears of remainers to put out the flames on the top of Saddleworth Moor. Fire Officer...

Marines B, C, D, E, F & G escape court martial by not forgetfully...

0
Today Marine B was quietly reflecting on the time he shot a badly wounded prisoner of war in Helmand. No one else ever heard about...
M25

First M25 user leaves Thatcher’s Hell road after 30 years

0
Albert J Bilsborough, 63, has finally left the M25 after 30 years, after also being amongst the first motorists to enter the hell road. The...

Local journalist creates entire article from on line forum comments.

0
A journalist at a Sheffield local newspaper has admitted that an entire article published in Friday's edition of the Sheffield Councilpleaser was constructed entirely...
Kicked in the balls

London pints to come with free kick in knackers from 2019

0
Consumers concerned with the rising price of alcohol in the UK received a welcome boost today, as it was confirmed all boozers in the...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts