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Dozens injured after Chris Grayling attempts to throw hat into the ring for Conservative Leadership Several hundred innocent bystanders were left with horrendous injuries, many...

The parents of an adorable baby in the borough of Rochdale were dismayed to learn today that statistically it is very likely that he...

Nathan Barley led calls today for clean shaven white twats to “take responsibility for their community.” “It is imperative, at this time of national crisis,...

Ducks around the UK have confirmed that they are having a really lovely day and are enjoying the weather. Speaking from the middle of a...

Christmas is officially ruined after the managing director of a local advertising agency was caught by his wife bonking his secretary on Christmas Eve. Father...

A group of arsonists have spoken of their shock at discovering that a building they've spent a decade carefully trying to set fire to...

Popular broadcaster and adventurist Ben Fogle has been declared an endangered species on Twitter after sustaining numerous headshots from people ridiculing his idea for...

Reports have been across all of the mainstream press today regarding the Moors murderer, Ian Brady’s remains being buried at sea. A shock report...

A council in the North of England is absolutely confident that this is the year that they have bought enough grit to salt the...

Ordinary, innocent Britons, along with many who voted Leave, were faced today with the horrendous realisation that the much vaunted 'Brexit Bonus' was likely...

A new version of 'Do they Know is Christmas?' has been released in time for the Christmas number one top spot. The track by Bob...

Like most of the country, the Herald woke up this morning to the news of a catastrophic tower block fire in West London. This...