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Disgraced mother-of-two Barbara Dickinson, from Rochdale was disgusted with herself yet again today, after eating through another tub of Halloween themed Starmix.  Mrs Dickinson has...

According to widespread reports somebody on Instagram has only gone and poached an egg.  Rumours are spreading that the egg poacher may have in fact...

Theresa May has announced that the worst thing in the world, after Trump's hair and Boris Johnson's gob, is modern slavery. Millions will...

The West Midlands is experiencing record low levels of bad news and buffoonery as the majority of the population took advantage of a plausible...

  Fifa officials last night refused to comment on rumours that they all turned down Vladimir Putin's offer of an all-expenses paid trip to Zizzi's...

Muppets across Britain are furious today after learning that the name of their species was used as a slur to describe vandals by an...

The computer that produces the list of the most popular names given to babies each year has thrown up a remarkable result in its...

There will be fewer quiet nights during October after the authorities in charge of the House of Commons agreed to give the recently renamed...

The Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has absolutely clarified Labour's position on the EU today in a really important speech in Coventry. He told the press...

The weather scientist went on to predict industrialised nations have a maximum of one year before the amount of material stored in the cloud reaches a critical mass of never ending rain.

A Wetherspoons customer has been forced to drink a 4 pack of lager for breakfast today due to staff at his local Wetherspoons being...

Ambulance crews were called to an address in Wigan this morning after a local man suffered head injuries. The man's wife called 999 after her...