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According to widespread reports somebody on Instagram has only gone and poached an egg.  Rumours are spreading that the egg poacher may have in fact...

Britain's gyms are in a state of absolute chaos as billions of people descended on them today.  It was standing room only in every single...

It has been established by scientists at Rochdale Community University that 2016 was the result of an illegal artificial intelligence experiment.  Herr Dr Professor Doktor...

A Rochdale resident has been explaining how winning £10 on the lottery has made him re-evaluate his position on Marxism. Shea Bukharin told the Herald,...

The vote leave campaign have today received a stern glare and a verbal ticking off for cheating at the village fete tombola. It turns out...

Working Mum-of-two Linda Green, 43, sorted, washed, dried and folded TWO full loads of laundry yesterday thanks to the heatwave that has swept through...

As part of her Key Note speech to the Conservative Party Conference today Theresa May is set to announce this explosive coup for the...

Those remarkably eloquent phonetician's over at WANCOff (The Wordsmiths, Arithmeticians and Number Crunchers Office) have enjoyed the last few years of Conservative Government. Over this...

Dominic Raab is due to meet Michel Barnier for an intense 6 hours of being told to fuck off after asking for all the...

A 53 year-old man killed in a gigantic pants fire at his home in Upper Wally in Oxfordshire has been described by former colleagues...

The children of middle class parents all over the country are celebrating the rest of their holidays by doing paperwork.

Leading women's clothing shop owners have said they stock clothes with inconsistent sizing to mess with women's heads. One leading shop owner said, "We deliberately...