Lions

20 injured by lion at Rochdale pride march

0
There were scenes of carnage yesterday after a lion got loose and mauled several people at the annual Rochdale Pride event. One eye witness said,...

Drowning Man Rescued from Gorton Pothole

Following a night out with his mates, a man who fell into a pothole in Gorton, Manchester was rescued by a passing stranger. The...

OUTRAGE as famous Rochdale nudist beach is closed for “cultural reasons”

8
There was OUTRAGE in Rochdale this afternoon after council documents were leaked to The Rochdale Herald about the forthcoming closure of the world famous...

Eager traffic tyrant issuing parking fines willy-nilly in the town

0
Disgruntled shopper Eileen McCarthy nipped into Poundland around lunchtime on Friday leaving her tartan bag on wheels parked up on the kerbside.  To her dismay...

Three in critical condition after tragic scone miss-pronunciation attack

0
Police have closed access to Battenburg street in Middleton today as the investigation into an altercation at the Middleton tea rooms has left three...

Local commuters in conversation horror near miss

0
One person was mortified and several others were left badly discomforted today after routine niceties at a bus stop almost ended in a conversation. The incident,...
Dog Shitting in Car

Police free distressed dog left in locked car in Burnley carpark

0
POLICE were forced to smash the window of a locked car parked outside Asda in order release a distressed dog inside the vehicle on...

Do You Live in an Uneducated, Inbred, White Ghetto? Take Our Quiz For 5...

0
The Herald are proud to bring you this fun & easy to do quiz - Find out if you are inbred white-trash! Question 1 -...

Lunts Exhibition Returns To Rochdale Central Library

0
The popular exhibition celebrating the life and work of the Lunts is due to return to Rochdale Central Library next week. Rochdale born couple Cybil...

Sock Finds Owner as Appeal Goes Viral

0
Derek Winstanley of Rochdale was today emotionally reunited with his sock after a heart-wrenching appeal went viral amongst bored middle-managers & housewives who wanted...

Rochdale man finds his keys in the first place he looks

In an incredible turn of events a local Rochdale man found his keys in the first place he looked for them this afternoon. Steve Dickinson,...

Rochdale couple speak of leaving embarassing ‘Jacob Rees-Mogg’ phase

0
Two grandparents from Rochdale have spoken about emerging from the embarrassing 'Jacob Reees-Mogg' phase of their life. Orla Board told us, "We'll look back at...

Rochdale spies suffer eye strain after being exposed to local man’s tackle

0
Two of Rochdale's well known top secret spies were today recovering in Specsavers after local man, Fred Higglesworth, exposed himself after drinking ten pints...

Rochdale Clown Scare – only Danczuk

0
Fears that the Killer Clown Scare had found its way from the United States to Rochdale have been given a custard pie in the...
Farage in Russian hat

Farage exposed as Russian “mole”, according to Rochdale medium

0
Rochdale medium Mrs Isadore Goggins today revealed that Nigel Farage is a Russian mole bent on destroying the UK, the EU and the US.  The news was...

Panic as rebel Corbynistas take West Didsbury

0
Residents of the leafy south Manchester suburb of West Didsbury were forced to spit their skinny lattes out in shock this morning after the...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts