Politics

Homeopathic politician and all-round quack-licker Jeremy The Hunt has stated that patients will suffer if planned strikes by junior doctors go ahead. "Obviously we don't...

Ordinary, innocent Britons, along with many who voted Leave, were faced today with the horrendous realisation that the much vaunted 'Brexit Bonus' was likely...

Westminster is demob happy today as hundreds of MPs pack their bags and await their family’s driver to come and collect them for half...

The editorial team were said to be jubilant at the news this evening that former England, Leeds and Manchester City centre forward David White...

Nigel Farage has made an eleventh hour bid to snatch the "International Twat of the Year Award" from Donald Trump.

President Donald J. Trump will keep his promise not to come in the world’s mouth and insisted he would squirt his emissions onto the...

Senior Tory advisors, still reeling from Thursday's disastrous election result which provided a hung parliament, are said today to be telling the prime minister Theresa May that something serious has to be done about Britain's broken electoral system.

The Tory spin doctors are especially busy this morning on the nation's airwaves ensuring everybody they are not taking yesterday's electoral results as a...

In the UK, education has always been of paramount significance, on par with the National Health Service, or ensuring that MPs have enough income...

Stoke's election Returning Officer was forced to admit to an embarrassing mistake when he opened the wrong envelope and declared Labour had won. "I was...

“Rain shower means rain shower."

Two new appointments have been made to the cabinet of President-Elect Donald Trump. "Although I know that I will be technically the Commander-In-Chief, people will...

Donald Trump was horrified to learn last night that Democrats are allowed to buy guns after being rushed off stage by Secret Service Agents.

Edward Snowden, the famous whistle-blower and internet freedom campaigner, has angered unelected PM Theresa May (or May not but she's not going to give...

Theresa May, the first unelected Prime Minister to have deliberately had her hair cut into the shape of a bell end has given an...

Many British people are unlikely to be able to take summer holidays abroad this year says Matt Hancock in a stunning example of the...