The Daily Mail has accused the BBC of ignoring all the positive benefits Brexit has brought.

In an editorial, the paper says that the BBC is deliberately ignoring the economic boom that is clearly going.  It points to people flocking to the UK to buy Royal Family cushions and Mr Kiplings cakes.

The Mail also accuses the BBC of ignoring the deep sense of pride that the country feels in seeing squadrons of Spitfires constantly soaring majestically in the skies of Britain once more, along with the return of village green cricket and warm beer.

The Mail is adamant that using figures and statistics to demonstrate negative effects of Brexit is unpatriotic and the BBC should learn to at least put a positive spin on things, like the value of Sterling dropping.

The Mail says that to be impartial the BBC should stress that Brexit is the greatest thing that has ever happened and anybody who voices any contrary opinion, using facts, should be deported or possibly hung for treason as a warning to other traitors.

Speaking to the Herald, Dr Liam Fox said,

“The Mail is just pointing put that the BBC isn’t impartial.  The key to being impartial is being nationalistic to the point you don’t recognise your own failings.  The BBC should take a long hard look at North Korea.  It’s a shining example of truly impartial news reportage. Even if they just attained Russia Today levels of impartiality that would be a start.”

A spokesman for the BBC said, “The Mail lecturing on impartiality is like being lectured on human rights by Robert Mugabe.”

Fact checked by Snopes; Plagiarised by Andrew Neil; Nancy Sinatra's favourite Rochdale satirist; sued by Chris Froome and winner of the 1922 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.* *Not all of these necessarily true.