Patriotic billionaire Brexiteer, Singapore resident and tax exile James Dyson has just bought a £26M bungalow in Singapore weeks after buying a Penthouse in Singapore for £43M.
“Brexit is going to be brilliant for UK manufacturing.” A spokesman for the hoover manufacturer Dyson told The Rochdale Herald.
“And Dyson doesn’t make bloody Hoovers. Hoover is a brand name. We make vacuum cleaners. I wish people would stop calling Dysons bloody hoovers. It’s not hovering it’s vacuuming.”
“Obviously Brexit is going to be brilliant, just not for Dyson and it’s a complete coincidence that the amount of money we’re going to save in corporation tax moving our headquarters to Singapore corresponds almost exactly to the amount of money James Dyson has spent on patriotic houses in Singapore.”
Other hoovers are available.
