Brexit

Downing Street has rushed to reassure an anxious British public today that the prime minister will leave her dinner with EU counterparts this evening...

The great victory that is Brexit has delivered old-style blue passport covers to the grateful people. Rejoicing Brits across the country have been applying...

Nigel Farage MP (just kidding) has revealed a Brexit Armageddon plan that involves him relocating to Germany. It's understood that should Britain exit the...

Liam Fox and David Davis have been telling reporters how they were able to utilise their formidable negotiating skills to buy a new sofa...

A fifty year old racist fuckwit has told The Rochdale Herald that he is over the moon that passports are now going to be...

One of Britain's chief Brexit negotiators has been saying how the film, Dunkirk has inspired him in his negotiations for Brexit. Cliff Edge told the...

Loose cannon David Davis describes the scattergun approach to Brexit as "regrettable". The strident anti-EU campaigner wants the UK to cut the European cord,...

Payday loan provider Wonga has announced today that it has offered to step in and help the government. The move follows a further reduction...

The UK's negotiations with the EU hit a stumbling block today, after it emerged that Michel Barnier has unfriended David Davis on Facebook. Brexit secretary...

Brexit negotiations have hit a "a real problem" over the issue of the Irish border, government sources have confirmed today. Hopes of a breakthrough were...

The EU has announced this morning that it has listed Boris Johnson as a product of the United Kingdom with protected geographical status, just...

Come and have a go if you think your armada enough After nearly two years of complaining about the hard line EU negotiator Michel Barnier...

This morning's news that the tussle over the Brexit divorce bill will be decided with a winner takes all penalty shoot out between England...

The woman who believes she is British Prime Minister is to travel to Florence tomorrow to give a one date stand up performance in...

Boris Johnson has unveiled his diplomatic plan to engage with King Felipe and Queen Letizia over Brexit negotiations at a state meal. Johnson told the...

David Davis, lead researcher in the government's secretive Brexit Lab, has announced that Brexit testing on monkeys has been halted after everything in the...