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It was reported this evening that President Donald Trump’s golden hairpiece has been flown over the Korean peninsula in a B-1 Bomber as a...

President Trump has vowed to have the images of four of his predecessors chiselled off Mount Rushmore, describing them as ‘total losers’. In a...

Children across the United States of America were very excited to learn this morning that it's now officially only 350 school shootings until Christmas. With...

The twittersphere is in overdrive this morning with millions of users tweeting out their hope that the White House is able to conceal the...

A spokesperson for Donald Trump has described as “absurd” claims being made by a Wisconsin couple that the President-elect is actually their 9 year-old son.  Mike and...

Scientists have today confirmed that, President of the United States, Donald Trump is inflating at an alarming rate. On his Inauguration Day on 20th...

It was announced today via Twitter that President Trump will now wear eclipse glasses when viewing the news in order to protect his thin...

Donald Trump has defended a decision to play 25 rounds of golf in Japan saying it's in honour of the dead in Texas. The gesture...

Washington DC - Donald Trump has angrily announced that he intends to sue the publisher of The White House tell all book, Fire and...

For the first time in almost fifty years the name Adolf is topping the lists for most popular baby names in the United States...

The FBI have reiterated that there were absolutely no clues that a bloke who bought thirty three semi-automatic rifles in one year might have...

The actual real life president of the United States of America told the Future Farmers of America Convention that the worst thing to happen...

American race relations looked to be on the upturn today after President Donald Trump responded to the calls from Congress to condemn white supremacists...

US President Donald Trump today moved to defuse the smouldering row over the 'alternative facts' presented by his media counsellor Kellyanne Conway, by appointing fictional Alice-Through-the-Looking-Glass...

The Trump administration has attempted to erase any indication that Michael Flynn, a retired U.S. General and former National Security Advisor for the administration, worked in...

It has emerged this week that the U.S. military spend approximately £63 million annually on the popular medication which aids erectile dysfunction. This baffling...