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Good evening. Today I am speaking to Radio host and Bacofoil and batshit salesman, Alex Jones.  Good afternoon, Alex. How are you feeling after Trump's rather...

More than two years after the fatal shooting of teenager Michael Brown, which led to widespread protests against police brutality across the U.S., many...

POTATUS, Donald Trump attended a memorial for the victims of the Tree of Life Synagogue shooting yesterday.   After publicly stating that people should come together...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

In the wake of yet another mass school shooting in the USA the National Rifle Association have suggested that the tragedy could have been...

DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”. This has been...

The Daily Mail have gone on the record today to say that Melania Trump did not and never has had sex with any horrible...

The rising tensions in America have led to violent clashes in the streets of late, which has caused the tragic loss of life. The...

The twittersphere is in overdrive this morning with millions of users tweeting out their hope that the White House is able to conceal the...

In a completely expected turn of events, a moron has fired the moron who called him a moron and replaced him with, presumably, another...

Vice-President elect Mike Pence was roundly booed after he attended a performance of Broadway musical ‘Hamilton’ entirely by accident.

Donald Trump is experiencing an emotional rollercoaster during his ongoing French visit because each time he hears a French woman say ‘oui oui’ he...

Russian President, Vladimir Putin, won a landslide victory in last night's election which securing his place as leader of the USA. As predicted, Putin secured...

Bill Clinton, who famously began his Presidency by drawing up a list of every woman in America between the ages of 18 and 35, has formally handed over his Little Black Book to President Trump.

It’s hoped that repeatedly asking Donald Trump to examine both the toy cow and the cows visible at varying distances outside of the caravan will cause a lightbulb moment in the dark and empty space that serves as a brain for Donald, but no one is getting their hopes up.

There are reports that Donald Trump is struggling to find top acts to perform or present at his inaugural event. The demagogue was able to...