Science and Technology

Following the first few weeks of January and the continuation of celebrity deaths, alternative facts and general shitwittery we were granted an exclusive interview...

In a shock announcement today, astronomers have come out and stated categorically that London is not the centre of the universe. The BBC's face of...

A woman who felt all was well in world and wasn't troubled by current media output was horrified to learn the truth today after...

Climate change deniers took to social media today to decry the damage being done by solar panels to the sun, which they blame for...

Hundreds of atheists have laid siege to the home of renowned ethnologist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins after he reported finding an image of...

Apple is to sue Samsung after the Korean electronics giant recalled its flagship Galaxy Note 7 smartphone after the battery repeatedly blew up during...

Left wing idiots are are as gullible as right wing idiots scientists at Rochdale Community University Bullshit Studies Department have discovered.

A Rochdale cyclist has spent the entire week explaining to people he works with how he knows the Earth is flat. Carl Isles, cycles the...

Imagine the scenario: you are in a pub, when a local starts spouting racist nonsense. You have an overwhelming desire to stand up and...

Groundbreaking research at Rochdale Technical University’s Institute of Genetic Engineering has confirmed that evolution has stopped working, and in some cases is being reversed,...

Rumours are circulating around the World's scientific community that the man who has designed a pram that fits in the boot of a car...

Science - Astronomers have the identity of the biggest object in the known universe, and it's not your average - or even above-average -...

A failed physicist and lapsed university lecturer has lamented online about his inner anxieties.

Anthropologists working at the University of Bath today released a study which they claim demonstrates that the human race appears to be separating into...

Microsoft have announced today that they have finally finished fannying about with Windows and Microsoft Office. The news has been met with widespread concern by...

The last man intelligent enough to set the clock on the microwave to the correct time has reportedly died aged 74. The man, an astrophysicist...