Twitter was forced to set up thousands of new servers today after an Australian car safety campaign released pictures of Graham.

Millions of original witsters tweeted “Looks a bit like my ex,” or “I don’t fancy yours much” after seeing pictures of the strange fictitious human designed to survive car crashes, causing massive bandwidth strain.

“I was definitely first,” said pretty much every one on finding out that they weren’t the only one to have made the hilarious observation. was designed to educate people as to just how dangerous it can be to drive a car.

“I can’t help but think that the point has been missed,” said one automotive safety expert,” but having said that he does look a bit like my mother-in-law.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.