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The secretive state of North Korea has managed to cure most illnesses from the common cold to cancer, it has been revealed.
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People who pay for things using the exact change are "worse than Hitler, Stalin and Piers Morgan combined" according to new research.
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Labour to part-nationalise BT as a quick way of getting their broadband fixed
Labour to part-nationalise BT as a quick way of getting their broadband fixed.
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Scientists confirm this is the weird parallel universe
After 2 years of unprecedented levels of worldwide idiocy, scientists have discovered that the parallel universe where weird shit happens is this one.
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