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A study has proven that any one wire left unattended for 5 minutes, will tangle itself beyond the laws of physics.
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London not centre of Universe say astronomers
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New Britain First leader Wayne Cummings apparently not a made up name
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Brian Cox Announced As New President Of Flat Earth Society
Both the scientific and pseudo-scientific communities express a modicum of shock as tousle-haired synth-pop supremo and thinking housewives favourite Professor Brian Cox is sworn...
Scientists confirm this is the weird parallel universe
After 2 years of unprecedented levels of worldwide idiocy, scientists have discovered that the parallel universe where weird shit happens is this one.
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