Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Wetherspoons launches Thursday night Gammon Time menu

Wetherspoons new Thursday night Gammon Time menu has been declared a stunning success by Wetherspoons gammon in chief Hamhock O'Porcine. Hamhock said, "We've decided to market to the pre Question Time audience. They can come...

Level 9 vegan stops eating anything that casts shadow

The scene, a shed on a barren windswept farm. The place, deep within West Yorkshire's infamous rhubarb triangle, the home of hidden suffering for millions of rhubarb plants. Activist, Honey Oil-Spring, a level 9...

Somebody on Facebook has eaten some food

It is being widely reported by sources around the world that somebody on Facebook has cooked and eaten a tasty meal.

Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet of frozen rats

A Burnley supermarket has been forced to remove dozens of dead rats from its shelves after a customer reported finding half a vegetable inside a bag. Jayda Daley, 28, had just prepared dinner for her...

Walkers still putting cheese and onion crisps in wrong coloured bag

Walkers crisps have been told that they're putting cheese and onion crisps in the wrong colored bag despite everyone knowing that they don't go in the blue one. Crisp aficionado Stan Still said, "Why do...
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Man finds Chicken chunks in his Supermarket Brand Chicken and Mushroom Pie

Daniel Dawkins, a 45 year old unemployed plasterer from Manchester was shocked to discover actual genuine Chicken pieces in his local supermarket brand chicken and mushroom pie. "At first I didn't know what it...

Psychic World Cup octopus Rabio sleeps with the fishes

Psychic Rabio set to bring joy to many Japanese football fans despite the national team's recent World Cup exit. While the Japanese football team face a disappointing journey home after failing to make it through...

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