Piers Morgan took to Twitter today to denounce a popular fast food chain after discovering that its Buffalo Wings don’t contain any Buffalo at all.
Mr Morgan accused the chain of pandering to the, “PC gender fluid dynamic agenda” before demanding that Buffalo meat be re-introduced to Buffalo Wings.
Professor Frederick Seddon of Rochdale College told us, “There are loads of misleadingly named foods so I’m not sure what he’s getting at here. I pleaded with him about Buffalo’s not actually having wings but he just said that that’s the sort of lefty PC nonsense he’d expect from a scientist.”
One, Bill Board said, “It’s not a sausage roll if it doesn’t contain sausage meat. This is an abomination. Who eats vegetables anyway? Transgender feminazi’s wanting to push their PC agenda. Well I’m proud to eat meat and nobody is going to force me to do otherwise.”The rant comes a day after Mr Morgan and several thousand other Greggs customers expressed general bafflement at the concept of eating baked vegetables.
Another customer, Stan Still said, “Eating vegetables is like going down on your sister. It all tastes the same but there’s just something not right about it.”
Bill Board’s mother, Orla told us, “To be honest he had the same issue at school with spotted dick. He still talks about how it just promotes the gay agenda and that if he eats it he’ll be sucking a cock by the end of the week. I blame the parents.”
Meanwhile, it’s understood that the fish processing company, Young’s are braced for Morgan’s next Twitter rant after he discovers crab sticks.