It is being widely reported by sources around the world that somebody on Facebook has cooked and eaten a tasty meal.

Photographs of the meal are being shared widely by mainstream media and all of the major broadsheets are expecting to cover the story on their front pages tomorrow morning.

The meal, which has been artistically drizzled with balsamic vinegar, jus and urapeseed oil before being professionally photographed, appears to be mostly garnish.

Commentators are unsure whether or not the person who ate the food is still hungry.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.