Yorkshire Tree Felling Firm Employing Bouncers To Manage Protesters

0
It has been confirmed by the company tasked with removing as many street trees from the streets of Sheffield as possible that bouncers have...

Rochdale Rap Star Arrested On Drug Charges

0
Hip hop maestro and rap superstar, 30 Bob, from Milnrow Rochdale, was arrested last week on drugs charges we can exclusively reveal. In a statement...
Cat's Eyes

Traffic chaos as ALF steal M62 cat’s eyes

The M62 was plunged into chaos last night following the removal of nearly 500 cat's eyes from the motorway at Junction 20 by the...

Estate agent knows you want to fire him

0
Terry Thomas, 33, a south London real estate agent, is aware every single one of his clients wants to fire him. Mr Thomas has been...

‘Childhood vaccines prolonged my agonising march towards death’ claims nihilist.

0
A local nihilist has started a campaign against vaccinations, arguing that they force children to endure the pain and sadness of their futile existence. Stephen...

Rochdale letting agency wins top award. 

0
A prestigious national industry award has been won by local letting agents Fyre, Trappe and Hassel.   The British Association of Letting Agencies awarded the...

Rochdale trolley collector quits job, anaesthetises pigeon and cuts off let to pursue career...

0
A Rochdale man has today spoken exclusively to the Herald about his short-lived career as a pirate. Captain Lidl Beard had been working as a...

Suspicious package that led to Burnley hospital evacuation identified as basket of fruit

0
A 'suspicious package' that led to the evacuation of Burnley General Hospital earlier today has been identified as a basket of fruit, according to...
Angry man, steam coming from ears

This drive is not for driving

0
Your neighbour has confirmed he won’t be parking his car in his drive. He believes that the role of his drive is to provide an...
Rochdale paramedics

10 injured after multi trolley pile up in dash to newly opened til at...

0
Reports are coming in that there has been a serious collision at Middleton Lidl. So far emergency services have rescued 10 people, including an...
Burnley

Burnley twins with itself

0
After an extensive search, the Burnley Council has decided that the town best suited to twinning with Burnley is Burnley itself. "We hired a consultant...

Rochdale Christmas light turn on will be a Britain First

0
This year's celebrity flicker of Rochdale's Christmas light will be none other than high flying anti-Muslim racist bigots and all round general socialites, Paul...

Woman With Book Arrested Under Terrorism Act

A 27 year old woman was arrested and briefly detained by South Yorkshire Police after a Thomson  Airways cabin staff member spotted her reading a...

Bearded men tagged in record number of “beard decoration” pictures

0
Bearded men around the country joined together in a collective shudder yesterday as they were tagged in yet more increasingly irritating, abysmal and completely...
Dickheads with fireworks

Getting pissed and setting off fireworks near children is dangerous, experts warn

0
Dickheads armed with fireworks have been urged to “please not kill anyone” this bonfire night, as it emerged how pissing about with explosives after...

Man buying surprise ironing board for wife’s birthday asks what colour she wants –...

0
A Rochdale man has explained what happened when, on a whim, he decided to buy his wife an ironing board for her birthday and...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts