Donald Trump to present Steve Bannon with participation medal for service to America
“Bannon great American. Cant find greater. So great. Greater than Kennedy. Kennedy loser. Got shot. Only losers get shot. Couldnt even drive own car. Bannon deserve medal for participation at White Hoise! Turned up every day even when I didn't!”
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National holiday declared as USA goes 6 days without mass shooting
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Mike Dubke, who only took up the role...
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After the Supreme Court ruled 5-3 that the boundaries were...
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He...
Trump furious to learn Farage isn’t ‘King of England’
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Too soon since last mass shooting and not long enough before next one to...
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Stop calling people cocks you dick, White House HR Department tells Anthony Scaramucci
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White House desperately concealing news of Twitter character increase from Trump
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Trump campaign starts selling dog whistles
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Florida Trump fan...
Twitter activists shocked that hashtags haven’t eliminated police violence
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Trump calls for ‘total and complete shutdown’ of dinosaurs entering US after seeing new...
Donald Trump has called for a 'total and complete shutdown' of dinosaurs entering the United States after inadvertently watching the new trailer for Jurassic...
