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DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”. This has been...

There was fresh controversy in the Trump camp this morning as allegations emerged of cheating in the All-Valley Karate Championships. In a blow to the...

Following the shock withdrawal of Bruce Springsteen tribute band the B-Street Band from the Trump Inauguration David Brent is thrilled to announce that his band Foregone Conclusion have agreed terms to perform.

America's creepiest uncle, State Department Obergruppenführer Steve 'Steve-O' Bannon confirmed today that steps were being taken to deport 'dangerous subversive' the Statue of Liberty.  "Ms...

US Police are have reported a record start to the Season after the traditional start to the Civilian Shooting Season with Tulsa leading the...

US President Donald Trump joined the list of animals capable of self-awareness yesterday, following reports that he may have finally recognised himself in a...

The West Wing has been forced to defend President Trump against malicious disinformation about his health and state of mind for months. Allegations about his...

Deliverable weapons of maths instruction in the hands of a school or tuition network, or the two working together constitutes as grave a threat...

United States, Washington DC - A new bill has been passed in the United States, to allow firearms to be sold from Vending Machines....

President Trump has weighed into the grammer nazi debate by claiming their is good people on both sides. Discussions and arguments about correct use of...

The first image of the official White House nativity scene has been released, and it is already causing quite a stir. Every character in the...

Donald Trump has sensationally dropped his controversial border wall plan, a key election promise, after seeing one of his Mexican labourers use a ladder for the first time.

Pastor Tony Perkins, President of the Family Research Council and a particularly lamentable human being, has been hoist by his own petard and "outed"...

In extraordinary scenes the US Secret Service have rounded up and imprisoned several second world war veterans after Donald Trump announced the banning of...

Hard on the heels of the revelation that President Donald Trump has fake Time Magazine covers hanging on the walls of his golf course...

The President of the United States, Donald Trump attended a party in the exclusive Hamptons recently and apparently walked in like he was walking...