Trump Air Force one

Former military cadet fulfils lifelong ambition to visit Vietnam despite agonisingly debilitating bonespurs

0
A former military cadet has finally fulfilled his dream to visit Vietnam despite suffering from debilitating bonespurs. The man, now in his seventies, is said...
Trump Golf

Scientists confirm Donald Trump’s ego and waistline are inflating at an alarming rate

0
Scientists have today confirmed that, President of the United States, Donald Trump is inflating at an alarming rate. On his Inauguration Day on 20th...

North Korea fury after Trump sends dick pic following Kim Kardashian meeting

0
North Korean media has reacted angrily after Donald Trump allegedly sent Kim Jong Un a photo of his genitalia. Spokesman for North Korea, Ban-Ki-Han-Ki said,...
Donald Trump

Trump campaign starts selling dog whistles

0
Donald Trump's 2020 re-election campaign has debuted a new range of MAGA dog whistles at a rally in Florida this past weekend. Florida Trump fan...
Golden sceptre

Trump orders Fabergé selfie-stick for inauguration

0
In preparation for his inauguration ceremony, President elect Trump has commissioned Fabergé, the esteemed and historic jewellery makers to the Russian emperors, to craft...

Trump apology shocks nation   

0
In a move that has shocked the world the shredded wheat headed presidential candidate Donald Trump has actually apologised for something. His apology was aimed...

Am I Mexican? Ask Trump voters after he says USA will pay for Wall

0
The recently announced decision that the wall between Mexico and the USA will be built using American taxpayers money under a piece of legislation...

Donald Trump’s penis is largest the world has ever seen says Donald Trump

3
Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"
Elephants

NRA claims that fewer elephants would be shot by hunters if more of them...

0
The National Rifle Association has today put out a statement claiming that fewer African elephants would fall victim to big game hunters if they...

Robert E Lee statue replaced by bronze of obese man in pickup truck holding...

0
The move comes in order to calm social tensions enraged over the weekend when the savage alt-left attacked a group of peaceful demonstrators merely having a walk with some torches and flags to highlight the importance of freedom of speech.

Trump Outraged To Learn of Invention of Phonograph

0
Taking to Twitter, So Called President Trump rounded on critics of his administration within the media, and their underhand strategy of recording stuff. "Edison fake American....

Obama quietly pleased his G20 riots were bigger than Trump’s

1
President Barack Obama, who was born in America, is said to be privately pleased the riots at G20 summits he attended were bigger than...

Election Was Rigged Claims Trump – Recount Demanded

0
Donald Trump has sensationally claimed that the 2016 US Presidential Election was rigged and he is demanding a recount.
Latest Trump Campaign Poster

Trump Campaign Seeks Divine Intervention

0
The Trump campaign appears to have taken an unprecedented new course today, with the release of a series of posters on social media. The posters...

Scotch and Revolver sales jump 30,000% during Trump’s inaugural speech

11
Scotch Whiskey and revolver salesman all over the world are in buoyant mood this afternoon after a huge windfall sales extravaganza during President Trump's inaugural address.
Trump Supporters

Trump discovers one weird trick to increasing attendance at his rallies

3
The White House has confirmed that Donald Trump has found a weird trick to increasing attendance at his rallies. During a speech given to Texas...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts