America

President Donald Trump last night signed an Executive Order immediately banning "followers of Aslan" from entering the US.  This will instantly affect talking beavers, centaurs...

President Barack Obama, who was born in America, is said to be privately pleased the riots at G20 summits he attended were bigger than...

US President elect, Donald Trump, will be hosting a tribute event for Martin Luther Day

Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"

Donald Trump has announced that he's no longer going to demand money to build a wall at the border between the United States and...

The world was horrified but not terribly surprised to discover this morning that professional gambler and self-styled American oligarch Biff Tannen secured the US...

President Donald Trump has been the first victim of his cancellation of orders compelling universities and other institutions to respect personal identity. Although rescinding the orders was...

Donald Trump has today announced a huge package of far reaching sanctions against Germany after discovering that Germany failed to help the US during...

President Donald J. Trump has apologised for misreading an email which has led to some bizarre policy announcements in the last few days. The President was...

A spokesman for Donald Trump has announced that the eagerly anticipated Trump autobiography is set for release in early December just in time for...

Reclusive Wall Street tycoons the Duke Brothers have been at it again, this time betting against US Democracy.

Outgoing President and his VP Joe Biden have spent their last afternoon in office playing 'hide the turd' in The White House.

A college professor in the US has come under fire from leading figures in the Republican Party after he allegedly assaulted a number of...

After 63 years of success Alcoholics Anonymous of America have added a 13th Step to their eponymous programme - Step 13: Don't Fucking Bother. The...

Donald Trump has demanded that the widow of Sgt La David Johnson release his long form death certificate following a row about whether or...

In the wake of the "scandal" surrounding Hillary Clinton's comments describing half of Trump supporters as a "basket of deplorables", The Rochdale Herald commissioned...