America

The National Rifle Association has today put out a statement claiming that fewer African elephants would fall victim to big game hunters if they...

Following the sad and untimely death of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of the US Marine Corps, The Rochdale Herald has obtained an exclusive transcript of...

Lawyers for the actual President of the United States of America are seeking $20 million in damages from a porn star who he says...

The rising tensions in America have led to violent clashes in the streets of late, which has caused the tragic loss of life. The...

Republicans in North Carolina deny that their voting districts were drawn up based on race. After the Supreme Court ruled 5-3 that the boundaries were...

Donald Trump has begun his seventeen day summer vacation on a high after winning an international competition at his private golf course in New...

News broke a short while ago that Donald Trump's celebrity star had been smashed to bits on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A Mexican man...

Presidents Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin met face to face for the first time in public yesterday and went for each other in a...

An online petition requesting that Donald Trump be removed from office has got 6 billion signatures from around the world within 24 hours of...

Washington has been shocked by a controversial new book which claims that, on occasion, President Trump forgets to put the toilet seat down. The...

Washington - The actual real life President of the United States of America Donald J Trump has cleared up speculation over the weekend about...

“Kim Jong Un? He can’t dance, that brother ain’t got no Seoul. You know I put the rump into Trump babycakes. When I slut drop you know it’s going to be fire and fury on the dance floor.”

Scientists have today confirmed that, President of the United States, Donald Trump is inflating at an alarming rate. On his Inauguration Day on 20th...

Donald Trump has unveiled his latest scheme to “make America great again” - a huge wall along the entire coast to keep out hurricanes,...

Trump calls for ban on food festivals after latest mass shootingSo-called 'President' and full-time Twitter troll Donald Trump wants a 'total and complete shutdown'...

American conspiracy theorists heads are exploding at an alarming rate as the two main presidential candidates get more and more terrible. "Up until yesterday I was...