Politics

Liberal democrat leadership candidate "SIR" Vince Cable has been left looking a plum strawberry fool after his claim that Britain was running out of...

The symbolic figurehead of the United Kingdom, Theresa May, dined last night with the twenty seven elected heads of the European Union. Ms May was...

The election of the eleventh UKIP leader in the last calendar year has whipped the country into a frenzy of anticipation as it means...

Research done by students at Rochdale's Kingsway Park school suggests that parents are bigger liars than politicians. 6th Former Tom Wilkes who was head of the...

Diane Abbott has declared Jeremy Corbyn "statistically the most popular & electable Labour leader ever" after the leaked Labour Manifesto shows that Labour have...

Trump, Putin, British American Tabaco and Belgium appointed new 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Donald Tusk, President if the EU Commission, has said that Britain can have "a special relationship" with the EU which includes all telesales, street canvassing and "hygiene services" jobs following Donald Trump's victory.

In a hair raising exclusive, The Rochdale Herald has discovered the secret to the frankly unhinged character of the Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson is...

Presidents Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin met face to face for the first time in public yesterday and went for each other in a...

Hate preacher Thomas “Tommy” Robinson (not his real name) has become terribly distraught at the presence of brown sauce in traditional English cafes. ...

A member of UKIP has made the news after showing the good old, British, Christian spirit: he's built a large billboard to piss off...

Turkeys up and down the country are said to be delighted that they are now in a position to finally "get Christmas done." "We've been...

An email leaked to the Independent has revealed that billionaire Lord Sir Baron Richard Branson (MBE OBE BFD) is to bankroll Lord Sir Tony...

With the Conservatives promising a return of hunting foxes all over the nation face having to run from a vicious pack of slobbering, howling posh twats...

Liam Fox has sparked rumours that the Scottish Independence Referendum planned for 2018 was a foregone conclusion this afternoon. The furore began when Mr. Fox...

David Cameron is to take the lead role in a remake of cult 80's sci-fi film and TV show, Max Headroom sources close to...