Economy

Jeremy Corbyn gleefully whistled whilst spreading marmalade across his toast this morning, as a result of Monarch airline going bust, according to his neighbour. Burt...

Public officials in the North of England are conducting secret emergency planning meetings in preparation for one of the largest migrations of people in...

The Office for National Savings released alarming figures this morning suggesting that average household savings in the United Kingdom had been all but wiped...

Today, at a press conference in the champagne bar of the Astor club in Pall Mall, David Gauke, the work and pensions secretary no...

Corbyn is clearly trying to turn Britain into Soviet Russia, insinuate the media today after a leaked list of ideas described as a manifesto. “Sounds...

Scandal hits the UK economy once again as the new £1 coin (GBP) is accused of fashion plagiarism by the Continental Euro (EUR). Speaking via Text...

Completely imaginary money continues to give investors an interesting ride after its value of approximately whatever we pretend it is fell by a third.

The Conservative government has confirmed today that austerity is over and it was just for giggles anyway. The end to penny pinching has absolutely nothing...

Firefighters were forced into a defensive position today after important and hardworking public officials started to show the strain of the remorseless pressure from...

Rochdale residents with a taste for black pudding were left fearing for the future as Bury announced plans to leave the Lancashire Economic Community....

Economists at The Institute for Fiscal Studies sensationally claimed yesterday that girls don't like boys but they do like cars and money. The report said...